mhmm, i must be the most compulsive person in the world.
it is 2am in melbourne

2:01- need a fix of tim tams
2:01- which flavour to open?
2:02- MUST NOT HAVE TIMTAMS!
2:02- desperately need to pee
2:02- pee can wait. tim tams...
2:02- must update blog
2:03-underbelly starting to hurt
2:03- eyeing packs of tim tams
2:04- trying to decide between crush,mint slice or other tim tam flavours
2:04- feel stupid and compulsive
2:04- face itches *scratch face*
2:04- OMFG need to pEEE *runs to toilet*
2:08- *returns to desk* (extended pee time due to new Whit issue out today, but did not complete reading
2:09- wonder why i insist on keeping my laptop at a 90degree angle and then strain my neck to read/type. why dont i tilt it back a bit
2:10- *refuses to tilt laptop back* neckache
2:10- should go to bed, hafta wake up at 8.10 tomorrow
2:10- TIM TAMS!
2:10- wonder why i always leave my blogs 'hanging' like so. guess i have not enough brain to write a complete post. maybe i should finish this one
2:11- couldnt be bothered with finishing blog
2:11- *realises only trying to write a long blog to push previous two posts down cos they are blocking the CBox*
2:12- face feels awful dry
2:13- neackache magnifies
2:13- publish post

mhmm

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Bin rubbish

i found this somewhere...

EVERYBODY'S BIN LOOKING

Dear associate,

We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in our office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are obviously not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin!

Thanks,
Bin Administrating

irish

there's this guy in my college.
he has dreadlocks, he looks irish (but he isnt, dont drool gals) and he is capital awesomism.
for some reason, i feel so 'connected' with him.
no, i dont have a crush on him(although we so often tease ourselves with each other)
no, he isnt like a brother to me
his name is alski, and i love him!
i LOOOOVE ALSKI
he is my teddy bear.
he is so distant, and kinda antisocial. but he is special.

did i tell you guys i LOOOVE alski?

i lOOOve ALSKI!

Anyway, what's the deal with nosebleeds anyway? why the hell do they bleed?

mhmm, im just staying up till 2am to call Zoe and wish her happy birthday. Damn time zones! you think the folks who have so much to say about globalisation would have thought of integrating time zones.
morons

*need to pee

Moi balls

This is NOT GUTTEN
I have killed an entire pack of Tim Tam balls.
Now I am staring down at the surviving two Mint Slice balls after I genocide-d its entie colony.

Tears roll down my eyes

T_T

Forgive me Arnott's for I have sinned

O! O! O!! GG season finale tomorrow!

Heaven

When heaven is cute little bite sized balls...

You have

TIM TAM BALLS!

Yes, such ecstasy does exist! Doubt my words not, for a mere $3.05 you can find yourslef happiness,bite sized, shareable, and yummy as heaven.

argh

bAAAAAAAAAAAh!
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE GEORGINA!

OMG Georgina is SUCH A BITCH!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

o

Is it OK to use the term "I'm taking A out to get some Indian food" when you are an item with B?