aiya

I hate drinking for a few of reasons:

1. I always puke if I take one too many drinks, by which I mean 4 standard drinks.
2. I cry and make a mess, and trouble Retard who has to sit there telling me that my legs have not been decapitated and I don't have a husband in 'Nam.
3. While I rarely get a hangover, when I do get a hangover, I feel like the whole world is literally crumbling on top of my head and into my ears.
4. Retard pities me when I am drunk. WHY PITY RETARD? WHY? I would rather be laughed with(at), like Alski does.
5. I hate waking up with the taste of fermented puke in my mouth.

BTW, i am homeless now. It's because my warden(Margie, pronounced MA-GI, which, i kid you not, actually means whore in Bangladeshi) does not want to let me move back into my room will next weekend. I am homeless!

All i need is a can of VB and i will fit right in. Kindly buy The Big Issue and support me guys. I mean, you never know, i might even be featured in one of those articles one day.

I am trying to teach Retard Malay and he is teaching me French. I think I am making good progress(eh, i like to think) with the present tense.

Aiya i drink too much apple juice liao.

Let's perform a headcount:

1. who here like to be hurled abuses at for no reason?
2. who here has been made to believe that no matter how hard she works she will never ever fit in because she is just way too tall?
3. who has felt so alien to everyone around them that they wish they had a permenant shell attached to their back so that they cam crawl under it and petend they dont exist?
4. who has been made invisible when they wanted to be seen?
5. who has been underappreciated and overworked?
6. who has been automatically labeled 'overdramatic' just because of their past?
7. who has been throwing their head back in laughter so much to show it's all fake?
8. who has worked so hard for something that you know will always be denied to you?
9. who has been lied to?
10. who has abandoned the people who love you just to go somewhere to be abandoned by some strangers?
11. who likes to pretend everything that happens in your life is always someone else's fault just so you could muster eough courage to live another day?
12. who has held so many tears back just so that you dont get hurt when you are ignored when you cry?
13. who has pretended that chocolates fix everything?
14. who has been so lonely that you were desperate enough to consider the possibility of a God?

gah

hello people.

ok i havent updated in a while i know but it's only because i have been living with shane since like i er...came back and thus have been living off his computer. and i will not use his computer to update my blogs because:

1. it's a macbook
2. i dont want him to know my blog address =)

sadly, the retard left for some nerd conference in lorne today, leaving me to fend for myself till 5.35pm. That's when i got to board a bloody train to swan hill. it takes 5 hours and then take a bus from there to Mildura, that takes 3 hrs. Jolly, i have 8 hrs of travelling to look forward too. At least it isnt hot today (OMG OMG OMG OMG I hope i dont jinx it)

so anyway, yeah retard left. he took his computer along. how much cleaning can one really do until one gets bored right? even if one's boyfriend's room is filthy as hell.

i finally gave up and plugged my laptop in. did i mention i had to wrestle with le brain for a few minutes cos i forgot my password?
but here i am. bringing happiness to all mankind.

ok so here are the updates:

1. for all those interested (re: chorny, tities) I am still a virgin. sorry guys, maybe next time
2. retard turned 23 yesterday
3. OK, i went to retard's place. town called warrnambool, by the beach. OMG his parents were(when they were young) and still are so bloody good looking. I asked retard, " retard your parents so good looking. what happened to you?' lolness of life.
4. nevermind parents. let's talk abt this. shane's younger brother is bloody hotness of life! omg HE IS HAWT! made me wish why didnt i date the other sibling. and chorny, he is still older than me. so no hopes me joining you in the pedophiles united club anytime soon.
5. i have an obsession with canned buttered mushrooms
6. i bored liao

bye bye everyone