argh. it's that time of month again. when your breasts are tender and tummy is constantly bloated.
my boobs are soo unbelievably freaking tender. they totally sag, and look like teardrop in my dress! i want my boobs back!

why oh why do they have to be so tender! argh! now my cleavage looks like it belongs to someone's mom. cannot go commando la like this. wonderbra does little to help. how now? and the dumbfuck dinner is in 10 mins!

i am

I AM JACK'S SENSE OF DEJECTION.

loool

So, i was bored and i Googled: easiest way to die.

(NO I AM NOT SUICIDAL RIGHT NOW)

So it took me to this Yahoo! Answers page, where someone asked the same question.

My fave answers:

Go to Iraq Or Afghanistan to teach them democracy.

Being aborted

By eating at Mcdonalds.

Quietly and peacefully in your sleep. Not screaming and yelling like all of the passengers in your car.

Those who really know the answer are dead.

waaaaa

Do you know what RickRolling is?

Fuck that. and watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

must watch. or die.

balls

I played pool with Retard today. BIG MISTAKE.
The first game we played, he won without me even putting one ball in.
Retard tells me that when one wins and his/her opponent didnt get anything in, the opponent (me) has to run around the pool table without their pants.

Second time we played, i put 3 in, but still lost miserably. Retard so kicked my arse. He said i owe him one arun around the pool table pantless. And then he stops to think and says, " You know what, just for you, i'll let you run around my room instead"

Hmm, much appeciated.

After pool, we played foosball. This is when i convinved him that it is HIM that actually owes ME that run pantless.

Retard: how is it me though (muka confused)
TV: Because, Confucius say, man who win pool two times in a row must run around pool table with no pants.

...and then he kicks my arse in foosball. 10-1 i believe.

It's all good.


p/s: will write abt Godskitchen soon

waaa

So there's this band. The Dresden Dolls. Gosh they make good music. It's not the kind of music that you fall in love with at the first 'listen', but the kind you learn to love deeply with time.

Yes, the vocalist is a female, but dont let that put you off. I know most bands with female leads usually are a disappointment, but nope not this one.

Songs to check out:
1. Coin Operated Boy
2. Girl Anarchronism
3.Gravity
4. Truce
5. The Jeep Song
6. Mandy Goes to Med School
7. Shores Of California
8. Bad Habit

One another note, hands up if you give a dog's shit why the RBA reduced the cash rate in September?

THOUGHT SO.

argh

ZOMFG!
TV on the Radio are coming to Melbourne during the Big Day Out.
They are so.....unexplainable. I so wanna watch them perform.
But i will be back home... *sobs*

O GOD! WHY DOES THOU FUCKETH ME OVER LIKE THIS?

At least if i couldnt get a ticket, i would resort to suicide bombing the event. But i will be 8000 miles away...and i cant even do that