aiyo

Ok, so yesterday, i was over with my exams!
ROFL, so as we were allowed to leave, i sprinted my way back to college, got Eli and Kaly and ran to Brunny and got some red wine and a bottle of Tequilla.

2 glasses of red wine and 2 shots of tequilla later. i was super smashed. i remember little, safe the puking, the headache, Shane telling me i stink like puke, Ned taking me back to my room and putting me to bed, Alski telling me i dont look 'healthy'... Eli was waaaay gone. she was drunk as hell. Kaly was probably the only relatively sane one left.

apparently i passed out on the couch in the TV room and Ned had to take me back to my room and put me to bed. At like 12am


So much for having a 'big night out'. pfft.

Kaly woke me up today...at 12.30pm, to get me to lunch.
At the lunch table, everyone was looking at me and going," how r u feeling? u ok?"

mmhmm. getting drunk like that. not gonna do it again. that was waaay drunk.

u know u r an alcoholic when u puke and pass out.

Anyways, played Mario Karts and Smash Bros with Alski and Eli just now. good fun!

Well, Hullo...

OMG how cute is this guy? remember that book i was obssesed about, Twilight? And the ridicuously hawt vampire in it?Well, they are making a movie about that book, and this is the guy that i oh-so want Edward Cullen to be played by.

*sigh* *drool*

Tom Sturridge is what his parents chose to call him. I'd prefer EDWARD CULLEN. Or Prince Charming.

Sadly though he isnt playing Edward ' Love of my life' Cullen.the part will be played by Robert Pattinson, who played Cedric Digory in Harry Potter.Yesh, yesh he is cute and stuff but...

a) Tom Sturridge is WAY cuter
b) Tom Sturridge is WAY more vampire-looking
c) Robert Pattinson does not fit the character well. Although i probably should wait for the movie and see if he PLAYS the character well.

here is Robert Pattinson. Make the comparison yourselves.

Owh

Eeee. My bra so tight.

At this realisation few weeks ago, i have concluded

a) I have gained weight

b) My boobs have gained volume.

After much research and experimenting, i have found the former to be true.

Hence, I set out on the faithful day of 21/06/08 to Myer to get some new NungaNunga Holders.

So, wtf is up with this country. They have different sizes. Unlike the conventional American sizes which we use in Malaysia..where we go by band by inches and cup size, here they go by size...and
cup size (i.e 10A,12D, 14C etc)

So. There i was. standing like a total dumbfuck. going through various racks of bras trying to get myself a nice supportive, comfortable bra. I usually wear size 10 in clothes(yes, 10! I AM FAT!) but what about bras though? Giving up tring to find my size,i thought i'd get someone to get me fitted. Sadly though, the line in Myer was way too darn long.


As usual, i couldnt be bothered queieng up with all the 'commoners' because, frankly, i have got to prepare myself for a life of royalty when i marry Prince William. I decided i would run to Bras N Things to get fitted and come back to Myer to buy some. Genius eh?

Ok So, here's the deal. the woman who fitted me gave me a size that i knew in a million years i wouldnt fit into. Confused, I tried out a bra with the said size. Sure enough, my cup runneth over.

So, i get back to Myer, determined to find my own bra size. i wanst willing for another measurement after having one lady get her hands all over my boobs( because this is an exploitation of my current assets). NOT another lady. NO way.

After what seemed like an eternity of lining up and trying out bras, i finally found my size! (which i wont be stating here. My boobs(and Chorny's too) are already the butt of many jokes/ comments. alhough i know Entorny will be dying to know)


SO, the fucked up thing is, after i spent all that time finding my size, i couldnt find any bras in that size.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

all the pretty bras only went up to a C/D cup. Anything bigger than that looks hideously ugly like its been living in a radioactive plant and has mutated parents.

mmhmm, i had to walk away with only 2 bras, that very well set me back about $50. i really wanted the DKNY bra that was on sale. It was so pretty and sexy in a very sophisticated way. Sadly though, there wasnt any in my size.

I dont even know why i bother though. It's not like there's anyone out there who is particularly interested i looking at my bras.(insert comment about wanting to be lesbo here)

Although, now that i think about it. I realise im only writing this post to procrastinate. So that i wont have to get to my damn Philosophy texts and read what Bernard Williams says about Utilitarianism and write an essay about it for my Wednesday exam.

Obviously. Bras are more importnat than moral principles. Obviously.

eh the second

ICANT wait!
I cant wait for a few events to occur in my life, just to prove to myself that, contrary to popular (self-held) belief, i do, indeed have a life.

Fo' shizzle this realisation on my part may spark fresh interest on some of you. No doubt a 360 degree turn from my usual whining, complaining entries about how life (or lack, thereof) sucks.
Sure, try as you might, how moody can you be really when you stayed up till 5am yesterday(or rather, this morning) reading an awesome novel? Or how moody can you get when you get woken up at 8.30am the very same day by your French(or convince yourself that he is) boyfriend?

[Please ignore that i have been waking up so late the past week or so that i miss not breakfast, but lunch]

Life is good. And this terrifies me. I seldom ever feel this way...and whenever i do. something is bound to go very, very wrong, Indeed. Shit lurks just around the corner,

I guess when it comes to me, there are no deep mysteries to unravel. I'm a pretty shallow person. And try as i might, i fail (proof evident in my choosing a title for my blog entries, such as this one)to mask this absence of depth(and hence, characther) with Philosophy.

mmhmm.

See the thing is, you can really tell when i have done little besides reading a ridiculously thick novel(and it's sequel) for the past few days. Because I write like my thoughts are now being 'novelised'. Also, i tend to italicise words that i mean to emphasize. Instead of adjectiv-ising those said words withversatile, brilliant words such as fucking/damn/bloody/sodding.

Anyways, these are what i'm anticipating:

1. Brisbane and Gold Coast! Yippeeee! Cant wait to meet X and Saff!
2. The Twilight movie to come out!
3. Twilight's 4th book, Breaking Dawn to come out.
4 My Philo-fucking-sophy exam to be over with.
5. Getting wasted again with Steve, Shane, Eli and maybe, just the slightest-est-est hint of maybe Alski!Also, maybe Trixie(Ned). We'll have some Tequilla this time around!
6. To get the hell out of this country...and go home where the sun is shining and the food is edible. And the people are funny!


So yea, this is my new obsession: Twilight. It's a story about an impossibly HAWT vampire who falls in love with this girl. It's a mad book. Gets a little bit too cheesy sometimes. The vampire is way too jiwang to be real. Some parts of the book just gets way, WAY too cheesy for me to handle. Ew.

Your Face

She has a very pretty face, I reckon.

Your Mum has a very pretty face.

Nessness Of Life

Hye Tendon! Tennis!

i got a new one for you. like jungle jeeo transform into pantai jeep.

cannot gi, mate transform into....







jeng jeng jeng







wait for it....








wait for it....







CANNOT GI-NESS OF LIFE, MATE!

uhm

Dinner (Vegetarian Option) Sunday 15/06

Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli, Napoli & Veg

Desert

Lemon Meringue Pie

hmm...

chorny

Chorny, i dont know why you think i have a bloody exiciting life.
It's a saturday night, and i am done(-ish) with my exams. Means no studying(ish) for the next 6 weeks.

And I'm getting all hyped to watch Richie Rich (for the jabillionth time) on channel 9. Alone. In my room. With doors shut.
That is of course, after i shower. Alone.In the shower. With doors shut.

Sigh, that arsehole kid. I want my own McD's too!

eh

ok, i un-say what i wrote about retard. he didnt say anything cruel to me. he does come visit me and all...its not like im the only one who does all the stairs climbing. thing is, i think im getting bored of him already..and i don wanna get bored of him! i just dont feel the whole attraction thing anymore. maybe we just had too much of each other. need to get a break...

O my

there are so many things in my mind right now

1. the electronics God hates me and i hate his Holy Guts. Why Oh Why do i get shit luck when it comes to anything electronical(esp handphones). Yea, to all those i hold dear, u guys must know of my 2 lost handphones last year, and now, this cute little z310i is acting up. It passed away yesterday...3 months short of my 18th birthday! 3 fucking months and i could have signed 3's cap plan and got miself a brand new handphone. But NOOOOOO...my luck is like dog poop by the sewage.

2. The Ozzies. Fuck them la. just now over lunch i was talking to this chick and telling her i hafta go to the city today to get a new handphone cos my old one kaput ready.

Me: Yes, im going to the city. I have to get a new handphone, My handphone died yesterday, something is wrong with the display screen and i cant answer calls and stuff

So she listens intently, and then gives me this face and goes, " What is a handphone?"
i'm like WTF? u damn ulu meh? live under a rock? handphone also donno. but then i tought this chick has one. and then i think and then i said "MOBILE PHONE" and she is like "ooooo" and then she starts laughing. WTf u freaking Ozzies? It's a god damn HAND PHONE! Dammit. that one also donno

3. i feel so dejected and stuff. Retard said something to me last night. so im gonna fucking ignore him till he comes find me. i cannot gi la wanna climb 1 flight of stairs visit him all the time... Dont wanna exercise too much. so if he wants me, he can damn well come and get me.

4. i miss my buddies. Ozzies have no sense of humour and they have weird names for common things (ie handphones=mobile phone, dinner=tea). waaaa~ i want chinga, entities, ashie, the whole of p1 and my ridzuan hommies back!

Let It Be

i am sure most of you are familiar with the Beatles' Let It Be song. truth is, i wrote that song. only the version i wrote was waaaaay cooler. The Beatles, afraid that my version of the song is too cool for the world to handle, edited it. My (original) version of the song goes like this?

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Cannot gi
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Cannot gi

Cannot gi,cannot gi
Cannot gi, cannot gi
Whisper words of wisdom
Cannot gi

When all the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Cannot gi
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Cannot gi

Cannot gi, Cannot gi
Cannot gi, cannot gi
there will be an answer
cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
Whisper words of wisdom
cannot gi

Yeah, cannot gi, cannot gi
cannot gi,cannot gi
There will be an answer
cannot gi

Cannot gi, cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
There will be an answer
cannot gi

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
cannot gi
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
There will be no sorrow
cannot gi

cannot gi, cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
There will be no sorrow
cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
cannot gi, cannot gi
Whisper words of wisdom
cannot gi

Disability to be mobile

i feel like i really, totally

CANNOT GI, MATE

Fury

I AM AN ANGRY TEENAGER


My new fave word (Thanks Ching) is FUCKTARD! It's so versatile, so usual yet unique.
It's special.It's when retard is not enough

It's a fucking retard
It's how I feel about people!

YOU FUCKTARD! Get back to work!

It's currently

5.07 AM

at Melbourne.
I havent been to bed.
WHY? I hear you ask?
I just watched the Swiss get their arse kicked by them Czechs in Euro.
Not that i'm a big football fan or anything. Maybe i do watch a lil bit of football, but nothing that concerns the Swiss and the Czech team.
But hye! Whatever reason to procrastinate, right?

Me: O i didnt study yesterday cos i watched Euro!! Euro is more important than stupid as exams!
Friend: Really? I didnt know you were a soccer fan!who scored?
Me: Ugh..cant pronounce his name

my exams on 10,11,12 people. Yes, in case you didnt go to kindergardent, that's NEXT WEEK! (well, less than a week really..more like 52 hours!)

DIE DIE DIE

ol' times

i feel sick. Retard is sick, very sick. So sick he looks like ET. He is so helpless and sick. I just forced hin to take two paracetamol tablets. he hates ingesting drugs. just like me. we so same. but at least i dont look like ET when im sick. Retard is so sick i had to drag him and help him get into his jim jams and tuck him in bed. at 8pm. he is so sick it makes me wanna cry. dont think i have ever seen anyone with a fever look like that before. it's depressing. and that block headed retard refuses to go see the doctor. wanna tiru me la tu. my whole "i hate doctors" thing.
maybe because he is white.maybe that's why he looks so terrible.
T-T so sad to look at him.

damn im glad i didnt do med, or else sick people will be making me really depressed!

However, unethical practices on my part, despite refusal of engangement of the other party(Retard) has led to the probability of my coming down with a bad, bad fever all the more likely.

But it's my SWOT VAC! exams on 10,11,12 and 25th.

this is how i will look like for the coming few days. so dont miss me