Ok, in case any of you are wondering, " hye where is the post about the booze cruise??"...Let's just say something majorly bad happened. and I am so not ready to talk/think about it just yet. So i will, write about what happened in Booze Cruise when I can muster enough courage to go through the nightmare again.
NO, chorny and entities, I did not get smashed and have a threesome with 2 hawt random guys. (Although, that would have been nice)
Sunday, August 31, 2008
ooo 2
Ok, pictures below are from yesterday's(30.08.08) Geelong trip with My Awesome Retard. We went to watch Footy (Geelong vs West Coast).
Took a train, went lepaking by the Geelong Beach, where I saw my first jellyfish and first penguin. (Both dead).
Retard wanted to buy new shoes but didn't in the end. Footy match was pretty cool, but it was raining, and it got really damn cold. Retard's hands turned purple, but it doesnt show in the pic i took as evidence of retardosity.
It was a good day, we had dinner at a Vietnamese Restaurant back in Melbourne. Not nice at all! That was the only sad part of the day, the dinner. Other than the rain, and the dead jellyfish and penguin, and the fact that Gloria Jean's were so slow I didnt get my coffee because I would have missed the train if i waited any longer, and that the place Retard s badly wanted to take me in Geelong (where his grandfather's ashes were spread) was under construction, so we couldnt get to it!
After dinner, came back, had a hot shower, and watched Eyes Wide Shut with My Retard.
It was a good day. Shane is lovely.I am so lucky I have an awesome retard. Ooops, boyfriend.
Took a train, went lepaking by the Geelong Beach, where I saw my first jellyfish and first penguin. (Both dead).
Retard wanted to buy new shoes but didn't in the end. Footy match was pretty cool, but it was raining, and it got really damn cold. Retard's hands turned purple, but it doesnt show in the pic i took as evidence of retardosity.
It was a good day, we had dinner at a Vietnamese Restaurant back in Melbourne. Not nice at all! That was the only sad part of the day, the dinner. Other than the rain, and the dead jellyfish and penguin, and the fact that Gloria Jean's were so slow I didnt get my coffee because I would have missed the train if i waited any longer, and that the place Retard s badly wanted to take me in Geelong (where his grandfather's ashes were spread) was under construction, so we couldnt get to it!
After dinner, came back, had a hot shower, and watched Eyes Wide Shut with My Retard.
It was a good day. Shane is lovely.I am so lucky I have an awesome retard. Ooops, boyfriend.
=(
There is a certain kind of sadness that even chocolate chip cookies, chocolate scented bubbles and Choki Choki cant cure.
And then there's Blue Ted.
And then there's Blue Ted.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
grrr
ZOMG u are NOT going to believe this. So ok, i got bored right, and decided i would trace back the Hilton family tree. (Yes, I ahve no life). So then i come across Paris Hilton.
Dosnt she always look tall as a tree? So tall right? What, 6ft? 6ft 1in??
NO! HELL NO!
The bitch's 5'8"
5 fucking feet 8 fucking inches!!
That's my height! EXACTLY MY HEIGHT! Why the hell does she look all tall and gorgeous all the time??! She is just my height!
OMG U know what she weighs? A mere 52kgs. I daresay that's 15 kgs less than me! Damn that bitch. and she is just my height! Dammit!!
O, the best part? Her middle name is 'WHITNEY'
LOL
She isnt that tall after all!
Dosnt she always look tall as a tree? So tall right? What, 6ft? 6ft 1in??
NO! HELL NO!
The bitch's 5'8"
5 fucking feet 8 fucking inches!!
That's my height! EXACTLY MY HEIGHT! Why the hell does she look all tall and gorgeous all the time??! She is just my height!
OMG U know what she weighs? A mere 52kgs. I daresay that's 15 kgs less than me! Damn that bitch. and she is just my height! Dammit!!
O, the best part? Her middle name is 'WHITNEY'
LOL
She isnt that tall after all!
aahaa
Today, i bought my VERY first lipstick. WHY? I dont know. The colour doesnt even suit me.
I wanna a buy another dress for booze cruise.
So Sarah and I went to Brunny to get a dress, and she drove.In her car, the 'I kissed a gal and I liked it' song was playing.
The dress shop closed before we reached, but we came back with cookie dough and heaps of chocolate... That's not the point.
Point is, while we were shopping, that song wa stuck in my head. Only, the version in my head was
I hope i dont sing it out loud!
I wanna a buy another dress for booze cruise.
So Sarah and I went to Brunny to get a dress, and she drove.In her car, the 'I kissed a gal and I liked it' song was playing.
The dress shop closed before we reached, but we came back with cookie dough and heaps of chocolate... That's not the point.
Point is, while we were shopping, that song wa stuck in my head. Only, the version in my head was
'I kissed your mum and I liked it'
I hope i dont sing it out loud!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
ahaa
This is life.
And in life, there are some people who very well deserve to be slapped left and right 200000000 times over.
Lets take an example, like the cook in my college, for cooking tonight's dinner. People who walk slower than a pregnant snail and wont let you through cos they bloody hell take the whole pavement to themselves and their equally incapable buddies.
As much as i'd like to see that happen, i dont like my chances with it.
So here's the deal. My college is having Booze Cruise this Thursday. it's pretty self explanatory. You get on a cruise, full of booze. You drink the booze. On a cruise. On the sea. Only we call it Whitley Annual Nautical Cruise (WANC)
Yes, WANC. WANK! it's an awesome conversation starter.
A: hye u going to WANC?
B: No
C: WHY?! you should come WANC!
B: u going?
C: Hell yea. I'm a WANC-er all right.
You get the idea. amusingly, most these conversations happen without them even realising that they have been talking about wanking all that while.
I got a dress for the occasion. For $9.95. cool eh?
It's silver. would match perfectly with my silver flats.
Have you guys met Blue Ted, by the way?
He is a one eyed blue teddy bear. His name is Blue Ted. His French name is Nounours Bleu. He stays with me.
I love Blue Ted. He makes me happy. You know sometimes littlest things make you smile when you are down? ( Like letting out a ninja fart in a overcrowded tram?)
Well, Blue Ted is my saviour. He makes me happy. Everytime I look at him, I smile.
Cos Blue Ted is just super mega duper awesome, and if i ruled the world. i'd pass a law that everyone in the world should have a one eyed blue teddy.
And in life, there are some people who very well deserve to be slapped left and right 200000000 times over.
Lets take an example, like the cook in my college, for cooking tonight's dinner. People who walk slower than a pregnant snail and wont let you through cos they bloody hell take the whole pavement to themselves and their equally incapable buddies.
As much as i'd like to see that happen, i dont like my chances with it.
So here's the deal. My college is having Booze Cruise this Thursday. it's pretty self explanatory. You get on a cruise, full of booze. You drink the booze. On a cruise. On the sea. Only we call it Whitley Annual Nautical Cruise (WANC)
Yes, WANC. WANK! it's an awesome conversation starter.
A: hye u going to WANC?
B: No
C: WHY?! you should come WANC!
B: u going?
C: Hell yea. I'm a WANC-er all right.
You get the idea. amusingly, most these conversations happen without them even realising that they have been talking about wanking all that while.
I got a dress for the occasion. For $9.95. cool eh?
It's silver. would match perfectly with my silver flats.
Have you guys met Blue Ted, by the way?
He is a one eyed blue teddy bear. His name is Blue Ted. His French name is Nounours Bleu. He stays with me.I love Blue Ted. He makes me happy. You know sometimes littlest things make you smile when you are down? ( Like letting out a ninja fart in a overcrowded tram?)
Well, Blue Ted is my saviour. He makes me happy. Everytime I look at him, I smile.
Cos Blue Ted is just super mega duper awesome, and if i ruled the world. i'd pass a law that everyone in the world should have a one eyed blue teddy.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
ahaa
It saddens me to realise nothing saddens me more than finding a Bite-Size Mars bar squashed after being left in the pocket/ jumper/ bag/ purse/first aid kit too long.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
ehm
I am doing 40 hour famine....NO food for 40 hours. Only plain water.
I am so hungry I can die.
With 22 hours to go
I am so hungry I can die.
With 22 hours to go
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
aha
Now I am listening to Simon and Garfunkel.
WHY?
Pu tong.
I just woke up one day and out of the randomosity of it all decided to download them from Trixie's computer and listen to then. They are good. They get to you, I'm telling ya. They get to you.
WHY?
Pu tong.
I just woke up one day and out of the randomosity of it all decided to download them from Trixie's computer and listen to then. They are good. They get to you, I'm telling ya. They get to you.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Aiya
One another note, that does not involve jim jams or bed socks,
I feel like i have lost the purpose of life ever since i finished watching Season 3 of Prison Break.
Season 4 premieres on the 1st of Sept. And that basically means I have to wait for episode by episode to come out. Like NORMAL *twitches eye* people do.
Someone please tell me what I am supposed to do with my life now?
Is this the part I look for Jesus?
Ahh...yes Macro test on Wednesday and PBL test on Friday
*DELIBERATES WHETHER TO START TO STUDY OR NOT*
O...I'll be alright.
O..*runs off to watch Black Books*
I feel like i have lost the purpose of life ever since i finished watching Season 3 of Prison Break.
Season 4 premieres on the 1st of Sept. And that basically means I have to wait for episode by episode to come out. Like NORMAL *twitches eye* people do.
Someone please tell me what I am supposed to do with my life now?
Is this the part I look for Jesus?
Ahh...yes Macro test on Wednesday and PBL test on Friday
*DELIBERATES WHETHER TO START TO STUDY OR NOT*
O...I'll be alright.
O..*runs off to watch Black Books*
Pajama Pants and Rugby tops
With the crystal clear intentions of going down for Brunch, i awoke at about 12.30pm to the sunny Sunday yesterday, and headed down in my Whitley Rugby top, pajama pants and bed socks which just so happened to be yellow and green, knitted, with a Teddy's face sewn onto it. And flip flops.
Getting all done with brunch, i was just about to head back up and shower when Jen came in asking for volunteers to go to uni and do some stuff. It was open day on Sunday. Being the good, always willing to procrastinate samaritan that i was, i leapt at the idea of doing something on a Sunday morning.
Me: I'll just go shower and get changed
Jen: No time, TV
Me: Lemme change outta my jim jams at least
Jen: No time, TV. the van is leaving now.
(Trixie walks in)
Trixie: I'll go with TV
Me: Yea, I'll go get changed, im in my jim jams!
(Trix and Jen throw dirty looks)
Trixie: Ah, you'll be alright
Jen: Yea, no one will notice
So i get in the van and head off to uni. just so happens my luck, that Trixie and i were actually changing shifts with Shane and Steve. So i get out of the van and...
Shane: You have got pumpkin soup on your pajamas (it's an inside joke)
Steve: TV!
(Both laugh like mad)
So there i was, getting people to come see Whitley, in my jim jams. People gave me the " what was she thinking" look from miles away. NOt so much embarassed as I felt bad for Whitley though.
Ironically, we had just had the closing night of our musical, The Pajama Game the night before.
Suddenly, this bunch of people approached us wanting to get to Whitley and Ih, they had just missed the bus. So i volunteered to walk them over. In my jim jams. well, i HAD to get changed, right.
So there i was, walking 5 people down Royal Parade, in my pajama pants, bed socks, proudly displaying the Whitley rugby top. I could tell the chicks at Trinity gave me looks when i walked past.
Getting all done with brunch, i was just about to head back up and shower when Jen came in asking for volunteers to go to uni and do some stuff. It was open day on Sunday. Being the good, always willing to procrastinate samaritan that i was, i leapt at the idea of doing something on a Sunday morning.
Me: I'll just go shower and get changed
Jen: No time, TV
Me: Lemme change outta my jim jams at least
Jen: No time, TV. the van is leaving now.
(Trixie walks in)
Trixie: I'll go with TV
Me: Yea, I'll go get changed, im in my jim jams!
(Trix and Jen throw dirty looks)
Trixie: Ah, you'll be alright
Jen: Yea, no one will notice
So i get in the van and head off to uni. just so happens my luck, that Trixie and i were actually changing shifts with Shane and Steve. So i get out of the van and...
Shane: You have got pumpkin soup on your pajamas (it's an inside joke)
Steve: TV!
(Both laugh like mad)
So there i was, getting people to come see Whitley, in my jim jams. People gave me the " what was she thinking" look from miles away. NOt so much embarassed as I felt bad for Whitley though.
Ironically, we had just had the closing night of our musical, The Pajama Game the night before.
Suddenly, this bunch of people approached us wanting to get to Whitley and Ih, they had just missed the bus. So i volunteered to walk them over. In my jim jams. well, i HAD to get changed, right.
So there i was, walking 5 people down Royal Parade, in my pajama pants, bed socks, proudly displaying the Whitley rugby top. I could tell the chicks at Trinity gave me looks when i walked past.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
yummy you
I AM ON A PRISON BREAK HIGH.
i have done little other than watching Prison Break for the 4 days or so. Thing is, the show is contagious as hell, forget GG's superficiality...Prison Break is owh so good. It takes you trough a roller coaster ride of emotions. Although, it makes you cry maybe more times than deemed necessary. Just when you tell yourself, OK this is the last episode. I'm gonna do my homework after this, just when you think you can shut down your pc and walk away from it all, at the very last minute...something happens that you'd rather fail uni than not find out.(choy choy choy)
One thing though, the plot is kinda repertory, not too much to the point of boredom,but fundamentally, yes. Scofield on the run, and Mahone always almost there, but never bags him. Guess if he does the show would be over, aye. Nevertheless, a good show.Highly recommended.
i know it's cliche, but OMG! Wentworth Miller is such a hottie. Maybe it is the character he plays...Michael Scofield.That poor baby...I guess I'm just a sucker for vulnerable, overly kind, tatooed, super hawt guys.
it's for this exact reason that i have been distancing myself from prison break as long as i possibly could have. cos i know, me being me once i start watching and fall prey to the captivating spell that which is Wentworth Miller, i will go absolutely obsessed with him to the point professional help would be required. But a hormone enraged teenage gal can only stay away for so long before she breaks down and gets imprisoned by one Mr Miller.
His piercing gaze, his calming voice...Soothing voice. What wouldn't i do to have his voice on the other end of my phone calling out to me!His personality, his aching need to help others, his painful past. And his tears...when he cries. It's the most painfully beautiful thing in the world. you just wanna take him in your arms and promise him everything will be alright.And then some *winks*
Yes, yes, i know it's just the character he plays, but Jeez i wish he was really that...perfect.
Something tells me he might just come dangerously close. he is, after all...a Princeton Graduate with both English and American citizenship. Score baby!
baby, you can break into my prison anytime.
so Went-worthy. Grr..
Monday, August 4, 2008
mhmm again
I have a very limited vocabulary. As demonstrated below:
1. Cannot gi- This most widely used phrase derives its origin from Malay(Tak Boleh Belah) and was introduces to the English Language by the famous 18th century retard Abang Fadhly who used it as a substitute 99.99% of words in either languages. Today, this rather versatile phrase is often used to express emotions of fury, disappointment, annoyance, sadness, happiness. Also used when unable to find appropriate words to describe something/ feeling
2. Damn sad weyh- to express sympathy, or to acknowledge an event that might have not been the best.
3. Tangen-Originates from Maths/Malay/ MRSM. to express fury, annoyance, stress related emotions
4. Lek Lek ah brudder- to ask someone to take it easy/ take it slow/ not get mad/annoyed
5. Meh- To express every other emotion
1. Cannot gi- This most widely used phrase derives its origin from Malay(Tak Boleh Belah) and was introduces to the English Language by the famous 18th century retard Abang Fadhly who used it as a substitute 99.99% of words in either languages. Today, this rather versatile phrase is often used to express emotions of fury, disappointment, annoyance, sadness, happiness. Also used when unable to find appropriate words to describe something/ feeling
2. Damn sad weyh- to express sympathy, or to acknowledge an event that might have not been the best.
3. Tangen-Originates from Maths/Malay/ MRSM. to express fury, annoyance, stress related emotions
4. Lek Lek ah brudder- to ask someone to take it easy/ take it slow/ not get mad/annoyed
5. Meh- To express every other emotion
Sunday, August 3, 2008
pfft
grrr...!
All my college buddies are going to watch The Fratellis tonight, and I bloody hell cant go!
ARGH!
All my college buddies are going to watch The Fratellis tonight, and I bloody hell cant go!
ARGH!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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