On bra sizes: An insightful discussion with Shane
TV: There's cup size and band size. In Australia, the band size goes by actual 'sizes' like 8,10,12 etc. but in the US and in Malaysia and some other places, the band size goes by inches around the breast, like 32,34,36,38 etc. And then the cup size is the cup size. It goes from AA,A,B,C,D,DD,E,...
Shane: That's increasing in size, right?
TV: Yep
Shane: If DD is bigger than D, then why AA is smaller than A? shouldnt it be bigger?
TV: Oo...I..don't know.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Mein Teil
I LIKE SHANE.
But here's the thing: I like my peace of mind just a tad more.
Why such outlandish statements?
There's this weird German metal band called Rammstein. They are quite the famous. And like, weird. They are like KISS and MARILYN MANSON had a baby.
Aaaaanyway, they have this song called Mein Teil which is quite famous. It's a good, catchy song. I am sure most of you will be able to recognise it if you heard it. It's a really catchy song. It's all in German,, so I obviously had no idea what they are on about. But I know the words a little bit here and there, so I sing along.
Shane apparently found this to be unsatisfactory, so he felt like it was a must to educate me about the details of the song.
Shane: You know what mein teil means?
TV: My.....house?
Shane: My thing.
TV: Thing? (dirty mind kicks in) *look shady and press fingers togther* What KIND of thing?
Shane: Yeah, that. Penis.
TV: Penis? Why would they be singing about thei penis? Is it so worthy of a song?
Shane: No...they are singing about this incident where *story*
TV: NO! Is that a true story?
Shane: True story! Wikipedia it!
They story behind the song is VERY DISTURBING. Even for me. Someone who thinks what Ed Gein did was stomachable. (If you dont know what Ed Gein did, why are you friends with me again?)
BUT since I am TV and I need professional help** and I am TV, and it's my blog and I have obviously stirred your curiosity and just because I can--- I will tell you guys what the story is.
It's like this. One day this dude called Meiwes got bored or what I donno la. So he placed an ad online to look for a willing victim to be killed and consumed(eaten). And he found one. Some dude called Brandes. So when the day of their date arrives, Meiwes goes and picks Brandes up from the train station near his town Rohtenburg, and drives him to his house and gives him a tour of his house including the slaughter room and stuff.
So these men get down to business afterwards. Brandes wanted Meiwes to bite his penis off. But Meiwes failed, however, he did rupture both Brandes' testicles in the process. Giving up, Meiwes atkes a knife and chops B's penis off. and B here, good old chap he was, tries to eat his own penis RAW. But failed because it was so chunky and chewy or something. You know like Uncle Toby's muesli bar, chunky /chewy.lol. He gives up. By this time B is bleeding heavily, prolly almost unconscious. M being the good ol' host he is, sautees the penis with salt, pepper and garlic or something. Sadly he maybe wasnt too good a cook, so he burnt it. and then fed the remains of B's penis to his dogs.
All this is being watched by B. After the ice-breaking ceremony, W takes B to a room where he lets B bleed to death while he reads a Star Trek book. B is tougher than that right. I mean come on la. If you willing get your penis cut off and try to consume it, you prolly won't die too fast. B never die lo. So W takes a knife, shitloads of booze,sleeping pills, painkillers and what not and feeds then to B before plunging the knife onto B's throat, killing him.
After that, he hangs him on a meat hook and and tears his flesh off and freezes it and continues to eat it over the period of the next 10 months. He even tries to turn B's bones into flour. Rest of the story pergi baca sendiri lah.
Oh, btw they video taped the whole thing. from the minute they met, trying to bite penis off, frying the penis, and the killing and everything. it goes for like 2 hrs or something.
I know what you are thinking: where can i get this tape?!lol.(It's not made public.)
BUT! One good thing abut our friend W here is when he placed the ad for a victim, one of the respondents, an Italian wanted his testicles to be burnt with a flame thrower before being crucified with being whipped stimulatenously. W found that weird and thus, declined the willing Italian.
Shane should have known feeding a retard like me with such information will only bother my brain for like a year or something. Now i can't listen to that song without thinking about them trying to eat Brandes' penis. and I can't study!!
Oh in case you are wondering. The whole thing is quite recent. Like early 2000's only.
**quote mom and dad
But here's the thing: I like my peace of mind just a tad more.
Why such outlandish statements?
There's this weird German metal band called Rammstein. They are quite the famous. And like, weird. They are like KISS and MARILYN MANSON had a baby.
Aaaaanyway, they have this song called Mein Teil which is quite famous. It's a good, catchy song. I am sure most of you will be able to recognise it if you heard it. It's a really catchy song. It's all in German,, so I obviously had no idea what they are on about. But I know the words a little bit here and there, so I sing along.
Shane apparently found this to be unsatisfactory, so he felt like it was a must to educate me about the details of the song.
Shane: You know what mein teil means?
TV: My.....house?
Shane: My thing.
TV: Thing? (dirty mind kicks in) *look shady and press fingers togther* What KIND of thing?
Shane: Yeah, that. Penis.
TV: Penis? Why would they be singing about thei penis? Is it so worthy of a song?
Shane: No...they are singing about this incident where *story*
TV: NO! Is that a true story?
Shane: True story! Wikipedia it!
They story behind the song is VERY DISTURBING. Even for me. Someone who thinks what Ed Gein did was stomachable. (If you dont know what Ed Gein did, why are you friends with me again?)
BUT since I am TV and I need professional help** and I am TV, and it's my blog and I have obviously stirred your curiosity and just because I can--- I will tell you guys what the story is.
It's like this. One day this dude called Meiwes got bored or what I donno la. So he placed an ad online to look for a willing victim to be killed and consumed(eaten). And he found one. Some dude called Brandes. So when the day of their date arrives, Meiwes goes and picks Brandes up from the train station near his town Rohtenburg, and drives him to his house and gives him a tour of his house including the slaughter room and stuff.
So these men get down to business afterwards. Brandes wanted Meiwes to bite his penis off. But Meiwes failed, however, he did rupture both Brandes' testicles in the process. Giving up, Meiwes atkes a knife and chops B's penis off. and B here, good old chap he was, tries to eat his own penis RAW. But failed because it was so chunky and chewy or something. You know like Uncle Toby's muesli bar, chunky /chewy.lol. He gives up. By this time B is bleeding heavily, prolly almost unconscious. M being the good ol' host he is, sautees the penis with salt, pepper and garlic or something. Sadly he maybe wasnt too good a cook, so he burnt it. and then fed the remains of B's penis to his dogs.
All this is being watched by B. After the ice-breaking ceremony, W takes B to a room where he lets B bleed to death while he reads a Star Trek book. B is tougher than that right. I mean come on la. If you willing get your penis cut off and try to consume it, you prolly won't die too fast. B never die lo. So W takes a knife, shitloads of booze,sleeping pills, painkillers and what not and feeds then to B before plunging the knife onto B's throat, killing him.
After that, he hangs him on a meat hook and and tears his flesh off and freezes it and continues to eat it over the period of the next 10 months. He even tries to turn B's bones into flour. Rest of the story pergi baca sendiri lah.
Oh, btw they video taped the whole thing. from the minute they met, trying to bite penis off, frying the penis, and the killing and everything. it goes for like 2 hrs or something.
I know what you are thinking: where can i get this tape?!lol.(It's not made public.)
BUT! One good thing abut our friend W here is when he placed the ad for a victim, one of the respondents, an Italian wanted his testicles to be burnt with a flame thrower before being crucified with being whipped stimulatenously. W found that weird and thus, declined the willing Italian.
Shane should have known feeding a retard like me with such information will only bother my brain for like a year or something. Now i can't listen to that song without thinking about them trying to eat Brandes' penis. and I can't study!!
Oh in case you are wondering. The whole thing is quite recent. Like early 2000's only.
**quote mom and dad
Monday, May 25, 2009
Ok, so there's this guy who works in Whitley Kitchen who looks like a dead ringer for Prince William.
He serves us food.
Every time he presents me with food, I will be all like...Oh! His highness just gave me food. I am tres blessed.
I think you should all go Facebook stalk him (since his profile is not private. what a (William-looking) rookie)
His name is Rat Ear Ugg By Egg Nice (space) Vet Ant Nose (space) Bike Egg Milk Majority Easter Lizard.
Take the first letters of all those words up there. I didn't want to write his name cos in case it comes up when he Googles his name and then he will like know I BLOG about him and stuff. Which is low. and evidence of how big a loser I am, and How I really NEED a LIFE. And I don't want his highness to have those impressions of me.lol.
Meanwhile, pardon my French. I have been cramming for this 15% French test I have tomorrow that I am starting to have trouble thinking in any other language(obvious lie there). Which is quite a bit of a problem, seeing as how I only know the present tense and my vocabulary is tres tres limited.
Talking about which, I am wondering why I am still awake when the bloody test is at 9bloody am tomorrow.
He serves us food.
Every time he presents me with food, I will be all like...Oh! His highness just gave me food. I am tres blessed.
I think you should all go Facebook stalk him (since his profile is not private. what a (William-looking) rookie)
His name is Rat Ear Ugg By Egg Nice (space) Vet Ant Nose (space) Bike Egg Milk Majority Easter Lizard.
Take the first letters of all those words up there. I didn't want to write his name cos in case it comes up when he Googles his name and then he will like know I BLOG about him and stuff. Which is low. and evidence of how big a loser I am, and How I really NEED a LIFE. And I don't want his highness to have those impressions of me.lol.
Meanwhile, pardon my French. I have been cramming for this 15% French test I have tomorrow that I am starting to have trouble thinking in any other language(obvious lie there). Which is quite a bit of a problem, seeing as how I only know the present tense and my vocabulary is tres tres limited.
Talking about which, I am wondering why I am still awake when the bloody test is at 9bloody am tomorrow.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Bonjour
I went hiking in the weekend! I will put up a picture of me soon. BUT damn did i look cool..even if i must say so myself. I had the whole hardcore hiker thing going on: the hiking pack, the hiking shoes, cargo pants. Except for on thing I didn't have: the fucking fitness. I almost died hiking. BUT unfortunately for you guys I have lived to rant another day.
Even when your feet smell like mushroom and are full of blisters, even when the bottom of your feet start peeling and are raw, even when you yourself smell like a hippie, even when sweat is trickling down from every single pore in your body, even when your thighs feel like a million barbarians are jumping on them, there is nothing like the feeling of awe and accomplishment when you reach the top of a mountain.
A MOUNTAIN. Don't try your luck with 2 mountains. Cos if you are like me, and it's safe to assume that each one of you is maybe just even the teeniest bit like me (cos, you know, we being friends and all) the second mountain WILL piss you off.
We climbed Mount Staplyton the first day. It was a good 5k-ish hike straight up. and then we camped for the night and climbed Hollow Mountain the next day. BIG mistake.
There I was kicking and yelling at Hollow Mountain and calling it all kinds of names just because it was tiring me out. Like it would help. pfft. But none-the -less, I climbed it and showed the bloody thing who's boss. (me, in case you are wondering)
I still smell like a hippie, after showering twice. My feet still smell like mushrooms, after a long soak and wash, my whole body is soo sore.
..and to make matter worse, I come back to Whitley and all everyone talks about is that thing that starts with a X and ends with a M. Apparently it is in 2 weeks' time. MEH
Even when your feet smell like mushroom and are full of blisters, even when the bottom of your feet start peeling and are raw, even when you yourself smell like a hippie, even when sweat is trickling down from every single pore in your body, even when your thighs feel like a million barbarians are jumping on them, there is nothing like the feeling of awe and accomplishment when you reach the top of a mountain.
A MOUNTAIN. Don't try your luck with 2 mountains. Cos if you are like me, and it's safe to assume that each one of you is maybe just even the teeniest bit like me (cos, you know, we being friends and all) the second mountain WILL piss you off.
We climbed Mount Staplyton the first day. It was a good 5k-ish hike straight up. and then we camped for the night and climbed Hollow Mountain the next day. BIG mistake.
There I was kicking and yelling at Hollow Mountain and calling it all kinds of names just because it was tiring me out. Like it would help. pfft. But none-the -less, I climbed it and showed the bloody thing who's boss. (me, in case you are wondering)
I still smell like a hippie, after showering twice. My feet still smell like mushrooms, after a long soak and wash, my whole body is soo sore.
..and to make matter worse, I come back to Whitley and all everyone talks about is that thing that starts with a X and ends with a M. Apparently it is in 2 weeks' time. MEH
Thursday, May 21, 2009
hmph
You know how people say,"This is the beginning of the end"? They think they sound all cool and stuff. It's fair enough if you hear that line in some zombie movie or something, but come on la! As if you could pull that off in real life seriuosly!
BEGINNING OF THE END. so cool meh?
What if you wanna be even cooler and be all like " This is the beginning of the end of the beginning's end" or like " This is the end of the beginning of the end of the ending of the beginning of the end"
BEGINNING OF THE END. so cool meh?
What if you wanna be even cooler and be all like " This is the beginning of the end of the beginning's end" or like " This is the end of the beginning of the end of the ending of the beginning of the end"
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
ola
so, there's this friend i have who is very talented. he is feeling a bit low lately la kan.
anyway, he posted this video for a contest held by oxfam. he made the video. it's very impressive.
if u guys are trying to procrastinate, have no life or just feel like cheering someone up, check this link out: Alan's Vid
...and (please) leave a nice comment if you are feeling particularly kind.
it will really cheer him up. and trust me, it is a very nice/cute video.
thanks!
anyway, he posted this video for a contest held by oxfam. he made the video. it's very impressive.
if u guys are trying to procrastinate, have no life or just feel like cheering someone up, check this link out: Alan's Vid
...and (please) leave a nice comment if you are feeling particularly kind.
it will really cheer him up. and trust me, it is a very nice/cute video.
thanks!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
SO, guess what? i just had my first day volunteering at the Oxfam Shop. It was AMAZING!
I love the girl who works there, Alli. we had soo much to talk about. i guess we ae quite similar.
anyway. she told me abt this thing: Oxfam Unwrapped
check it out. what it is it's basically a program if you will, where you spend anywhere between $10 and $6500 buying a gift. The gift consists of things like seeds, clean water, mosquito nets, food for children and stuff.
When you buy those gifts, the money will be donated to one out of 4 causes in Oxfam: agriculture, health, education, livelihood and emergency.
For example, if i buy a chicken for $10, the money goes towards livelihood.
and when you buy a gift, you will get a card, and in the card,, you can write a msg and give it to someone.
like say, i get the chicken for my mom, i will get a cute card that explains what the gift is and how it helps people. it's a winner i think. just check it out guys. it's really cool. and very helpful if u r stuck for ideas!
I love the girl who works there, Alli. we had soo much to talk about. i guess we ae quite similar.
anyway. she told me abt this thing: Oxfam Unwrapped
check it out. what it is it's basically a program if you will, where you spend anywhere between $10 and $6500 buying a gift. The gift consists of things like seeds, clean water, mosquito nets, food for children and stuff.
When you buy those gifts, the money will be donated to one out of 4 causes in Oxfam: agriculture, health, education, livelihood and emergency.
For example, if i buy a chicken for $10, the money goes towards livelihood.
and when you buy a gift, you will get a card, and in the card,, you can write a msg and give it to someone.
like say, i get the chicken for my mom, i will get a cute card that explains what the gift is and how it helps people. it's a winner i think. just check it out guys. it's really cool. and very helpful if u r stuck for ideas!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Semalam
Yesterday I went to a protest against Israel's occupation in Palestine. No, I am not picking sides, and if there was a protest against Palestine, I would go to that too. I am sorry if I offended people by saying that. I am just anti war, that's all. Not anti Israel, or Palestine.
And then I went to a fair trade fair, and got fair trade chocolate. And heard this guy talk about the framing industry in India. It was fascinating, moving and inspiring.
Also, I got a job volunteering at the Oxfam shop on Leicester St, on Wednesdays.
Look who has a life now?!
And then I went to a fair trade fair, and got fair trade chocolate. And heard this guy talk about the framing industry in India. It was fascinating, moving and inspiring.
Also, I got a job volunteering at the Oxfam shop on Leicester St, on Wednesdays.
Look who has a life now?!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
LOL
On the dinner table...
Scotland: I donno what I wanna do yet
Kath: Me neither
Lauren: Neither do i
TV: Yeah, i donno too.
Scotland: You don't know what you are going to do?
TV: I know what I am going to do, I just don't know why I am doing it.
Kath: That sucks, what are you going to do?
TV: Accounting and Finance
Scotland: Yeah I know! You are like the most unlikely person to be an accountant. It's so not you. I would never have guessed
TV:*looks puzzled*
Scotland: You have too much personality, TV. You are too flamboyant. Just..too you know, not very accountant.
Is that a compliment?
Scotland: I donno what I wanna do yet
Kath: Me neither
Lauren: Neither do i
TV: Yeah, i donno too.
Scotland: You don't know what you are going to do?
TV: I know what I am going to do, I just don't know why I am doing it.
Kath: That sucks, what are you going to do?
TV: Accounting and Finance
Scotland: Yeah I know! You are like the most unlikely person to be an accountant. It's so not you. I would never have guessed
TV:*looks puzzled*
Scotland: You have too much personality, TV. You are too flamboyant. Just..too you know, not very accountant.
Is that a compliment?
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Forgive me Jebus for I have sinned
OMG. There's only one thing that is scarier than turning into your mother (HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MA): turning into your sociopathic, japanese-speaking, anime obsessed, disney channel obsessed, high school musical maniac, Zac Efron die hard fan 13 year old little sister.
I'm turning into my little sister!! *JENG JENG JENG*
OK,maybe i exaggerated.
It all started approximately 24 hours ago when I was bored out of my senses. So I call Eli up and ask her if she wants to go see a movie. We decided to go watch 17 again. WHY we picked that movie? I don't know. Please let me know if you do.
Watching the movie, it just kinda hit me that Zac Efron whom I hate and despise with every single ounce of will, (even my organels hate him) is kinda, sorta, just a teenyweeny cute-ish.
I had to slap myself upon making this realisation. Now before you go on and launch a vendetta against me for saying he is cute(unagruably a conclusion came to when i was under the influence), just watch the movie. When you take him out of that striking red Wild Cats uniform,basketball, a high school setting, Venessa 'FuckFace' Hudgens, singing and dancing, he looks...er...decent-ish.
WAIT! What am I talking about? In 17 again, he is still in high school, he still plays basketball, and he did dance. GRR...
Plus, there was this scene where he cries, and there's mucus flowing from his left nostril to his upper lip. He actually eats/licks it. But who knew he could actually act?!
But somehow, something was just...you know. Maybe it was the muscle car, maybe it was those dreamy blue eyes. Or maybe I'm just delusional.
Or worse...turning into my little sister.
I'm turning into my little sister!! *JENG JENG JENG*
OK,maybe i exaggerated.
It all started approximately 24 hours ago when I was bored out of my senses. So I call Eli up and ask her if she wants to go see a movie. We decided to go watch 17 again. WHY we picked that movie? I don't know. Please let me know if you do.
Watching the movie, it just kinda hit me that Zac Efron whom I hate and despise with every single ounce of will, (even my organels hate him) is kinda, sorta, just a teenyweeny cute-ish.
I had to slap myself upon making this realisation. Now before you go on and launch a vendetta against me for saying he is cute(unagruably a conclusion came to when i was under the influence), just watch the movie. When you take him out of that striking red Wild Cats uniform,basketball, a high school setting, Venessa 'FuckFace' Hudgens, singing and dancing, he looks...er...decent-ish.
WAIT! What am I talking about? In 17 again, he is still in high school, he still plays basketball, and he did dance. GRR...
Plus, there was this scene where he cries, and there's mucus flowing from his left nostril to his upper lip. He actually eats/licks it. But who knew he could actually act?!
But somehow, something was just...you know. Maybe it was the muscle car, maybe it was those dreamy blue eyes. Or maybe I'm just delusional.
Or worse...turning into my little sister.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sometimes, on the breakfast/lunch/dinner table, when one of them aussies starts talking about random things (i.e: Green Day, Prince William, Twilight etc), all of a sudden I start belting out all these random facts about them/him/it.
And then the aussies give me that judgmental stare. Which is not half bad, seeing as they are probably the LEAST judgmental people in the entire universe and beyond. Definitely less judgemental than Malaysians. I'm not judging as to who the most judgmental people are. BUT, a judgmental stare non the less.
And then I stop and say. " Oh I used to like him/her/them/it, but I'm all grown up now"(mostly true)
And then i realise, actually. Gosh I am SO immature!
And then the aussies give me that judgmental stare. Which is not half bad, seeing as they are probably the LEAST judgmental people in the entire universe and beyond. Definitely less judgemental than Malaysians. I'm not judging as to who the most judgmental people are. BUT, a judgmental stare non the less.
And then I stop and say. " Oh I used to like him/her/them/it, but I'm all grown up now"(mostly true)
And then i realise, actually. Gosh I am SO immature!
pangillanku
I think I should be a romance novel writer. not like Barbara Cartland or Julie Garwood (not that i read them , i swear!) but more like you know...X Rated 'Romance' Novels (for appreances sake, i'm gonna lie to you and say i dont know names of any x rated romance novel writers).
I seriously come up with like the best lines EVER.
Pour example:
1. Y is sitting on X's lap, and licking/biting his face
X: I thought you said you weren't hungry
Y: This is a different kind of appetite
2. Y walks in with a skimpy dress
X: Are you wearing anything under that?
Y: Why don't you find out?
OK, Ok..before imaginations start running wild here, let me just state that those dialogues have no resemblance to real life what-so-ever and all characters and purely fictatious.
So. since all my friends are doing like commerce/law/med/engineering, sure all rich one day right?
So who want's to publich my frist novel?
I'm still thinking of a pen-name.
How does Diamante sound?
I seriously come up with like the best lines EVER.
Pour example:
1. Y is sitting on X's lap, and licking/biting his face
X: I thought you said you weren't hungry
Y: This is a different kind of appetite
2. Y walks in with a skimpy dress
X: Are you wearing anything under that?
Y: Why don't you find out?
OK, Ok..before imaginations start running wild here, let me just state that those dialogues have no resemblance to real life what-so-ever and all characters and purely fictatious.
So. since all my friends are doing like commerce/law/med/engineering, sure all rich one day right?
So who want's to publich my frist novel?
I'm still thinking of a pen-name.
How does Diamante sound?
Sunday, May 3, 2009
this is shit
My exam timetable is like horse poo.
Hang on, at least horse poo got a bit use, right?
So it's like gosh i donno la. crocodile poo.
I start exams on 12th, and then 19th, and then 23rd and 26th of June.
So annoying. I'd rather have all of em in one week and go out with a bang
Hang on, at least horse poo got a bit use, right?
So it's like gosh i donno la. crocodile poo.
I start exams on 12th, and then 19th, and then 23rd and 26th of June.
So annoying. I'd rather have all of em in one week and go out with a bang
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