you know you are a complete waste of O2 when you procrastinate to procrastinate.
i.e: i really should be watching some YouTube videos instead of doing my 3 assignments, but what the hell, i'll just sit here and do absolutely nothing for the next hour or so. AND THEN i'll watch them videos.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
grer
Hello people of the world. A lot has been going on with my life lately, but as a Malaysian, i feel obliged to tell you guys about the single most important thing in my life now.
It's this blog:
malaysianisms.blogspot.com
It's oh so true...GO GO read it now!
It's this blog:
malaysianisms.blogspot.com
It's oh so true...GO GO read it now!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
aiya
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Get even? Lol. nah. if he has found happiness elsewhere, Fuck him be! Dump his arse!
2. If you have a dream to come true, what will it be?
Retire with heap of dosh by the time i am 30. and work with UNICEF
3.Whose butt would you like to kick?
Rude people. Like people who dont have common manners. And people who dont respect rights.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Start a company to support famine, underdeveloped conutres, poverty. Overthrow corrupt government. I donno.
5.Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Been there. Done that. The word love is so....
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving someone!
7.How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
As long as it takes! As long as the nookie is good.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Suggest a threesome
9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Blowing chocolate scented bubbles out my window always seems to make me smile
10. What takes you down the fastest?
Gravity.
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Preferably the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. With designer business attire, surrounded by hot men in suits...
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
Family. Friends, Old and New.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
X? She is alright. Bubbly, lots of fun. Nice girl, knows how to have fun. Funny too.
14. Have you SMILED today?
Soo much! Evertime I fall down, bruise myself, I laugh. Watching My Retard play tennis. Cycling with Retard. Trying to get on a hammock. Hanging out with those Aussies.And the sun was shining! I'd say I smiled sooo much!
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Pee and then go back to bed.
16. Would you give your all in a relationship?
That depends. Jeez. Can this thing get anymore corny, really?
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one with the bigger tits.
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Absolutely. It happens against my will. Not that i am not willing to forgive, and forget. But i just dont seem to remember bad stuff people do to me. Selective amnesia, i believe what it's called.
19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Well, if the other is fun, I dont mind a relationship. Being single has its perks, though. Especailly when you are drunk in a nightclub...
20. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
I've heard Skype sex is exhilarating..?
List 5 people to tag
1. Chorny
2. Entities
3. DJ
4. Xoe
5. Vegetable
Get even? Lol. nah. if he has found happiness elsewhere, Fuck him be! Dump his arse!
2. If you have a dream to come true, what will it be?
Retire with heap of dosh by the time i am 30. and work with UNICEF
3.Whose butt would you like to kick?
Rude people. Like people who dont have common manners. And people who dont respect rights.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Start a company to support famine, underdeveloped conutres, poverty. Overthrow corrupt government. I donno.
5.Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Been there. Done that. The word love is so....
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving someone!
7.How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
As long as it takes! As long as the nookie is good.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Suggest a threesome
9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Blowing chocolate scented bubbles out my window always seems to make me smile
10. What takes you down the fastest?
Gravity.
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Preferably the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. With designer business attire, surrounded by hot men in suits...
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
Family. Friends, Old and New.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
X? She is alright. Bubbly, lots of fun. Nice girl, knows how to have fun. Funny too.
14. Have you SMILED today?
Soo much! Evertime I fall down, bruise myself, I laugh. Watching My Retard play tennis. Cycling with Retard. Trying to get on a hammock. Hanging out with those Aussies.And the sun was shining! I'd say I smiled sooo much!
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Pee and then go back to bed.
16. Would you give your all in a relationship?
That depends. Jeez. Can this thing get anymore corny, really?
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one with the bigger tits.
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Absolutely. It happens against my will. Not that i am not willing to forgive, and forget. But i just dont seem to remember bad stuff people do to me. Selective amnesia, i believe what it's called.
19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Well, if the other is fun, I dont mind a relationship. Being single has its perks, though. Especailly when you are drunk in a nightclub...
20. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
I've heard Skype sex is exhilarating..?
List 5 people to tag
1. Chorny
2. Entities
3. DJ
4. Xoe
5. Vegetable
Very Aussie Experience
As i am writing this blog, i sit in front of my laptop. Clean and well moisturised. I smell heavenly. Perfect picture of cleanliness I am, with the exception of the legs that desperately need shaving.
Melbourne's weather has been dandy for the past few days (alamak, hope I dont jinx it). Warm and sunny enough to wear shorts!
It's Sunday evening now. And this weekend has been a Very Aussie Weekend for me. I went to the Royal Melbourne Show yesterday, it's like this funfair thingie, but got exhibition all. I saw a SHEEP! My VERY 1st SHEEP! They are so adorable and fluffy. and I got to touch them too! the best part was the little sheep, the lambs! they are the single most adorable things ever! they just have so much energy...running around, jumping, bouncing..
The show was ok, i got a few showbags, and some fairy floss!
Hung out with Retard at night, and brushed my teeth with one of em battery powered toothbrush every Aussie seems to have. Like dude! whats the deal...surely you can be THAT lazy, right?
Woke up today at about 10.45, and at 11am, went cycling with Shane the Retard. It was probably the mist fun thing i have done in a very very long time. Retard brought me to some place in the pedalaman. The outskirts of the city. It was sooo mcuh fun! We got to go on little bridges and the scenery was just to die for! sooo much grenery! We cycled along a creek, Retard was hyped about showing me this 'awesome road', sadly, the place was closed. Under construction.Meh!
We reached thsi waterfall, painfully man made. It wasnt a very pleasant one. Rested by the waterfall for a while and head back. There was this tree by the waterfall, and there was a stone underneath. Think a little gal drowned in the waterfall. There were carvings on the tree that said 'Goodbye, Love You' and stuff.
We reached Donut at about 1.15pm, and had lunch. The distance counting thingamajig said we had travelled 7-ish kms!
O, did i menation i scraped my finger when i was trying to swerve away from tunning over this little doggie that was running towards my bike? Yea, it's bad. You can see the flesh underneath.
At about 2, Trixie had this idea of going to play tennis at IH. So Trixie, Steve,Pragun, Jess, Retard and I went to IH and played tennis. Well, they did, i watched.
Retard is surprisingly very good at tennis. I always knew he played tennis, but had no idea how got he really was. Anyway, coming back to moi, i saw this hammock in IH. And figured i would climb onto it.
If no one has ever told you before, this is me, telling you: Hammocks are pretty darn ard to climb onto!
I tried and fell, and tried and fell. Steve was telling me how to get onto it and keep yelling this and that. I fell. My white shorts turned brown and I cut my legs about 2gazillion times.
Giving up from the hammock, played tennis fot a while. Got bored. Went to pee. Came back.
You knwo how tennic courts always have this uber-high fence around them? Yea. Someone hit the ball over it. So i said i'd go retrieve it. Tried climbing. Failed. Retard said he'd get it. Watched Reatrd climb with ease.
Anoher ball went over. Tried climbing, failed. Watched Retard climb.
This got me confused. You guys should know that I am actually a super talented fence/wall climber. My skills rivalling that of a chimp.
So the fourth time the ball went over, I told Retard i will get it even if it takes mi life!
Tried climbing the fence about 10times. Steve and Retard were sitting on the bench and telling me to do this, that...Use your arms. Pull yourself up. Bla bla bla.
My fingers were hurting by then. And my legs too. I feel down so freaking many time! In the end, i decided i will conquer the fence some other day, and climbed the wall instead.
Got the ball. Retard left. After that, i went back to the hammock. After struggling, successfully got on it. Lepka there for a while, and came back to Donut.
Went to Retard's room to say farewell( in case i dont see him tonight) cos he is going someplace tomorrow morning.
And me, afetr donating blood at 1pm tomorrow getting on the train to Geelong, and Sarah is picking me up...and we will e heading to Lorne baby! To Liam's beach-house! I am soo excited, i cant type straight!
...And now it's tie for dinner. My whole body is aching from all that falls/bruises/cuts. I havent had that much falls/bruises/cuts since i was in Primary School. But it's all good. Cos i think I havent had that much fun in such a long time either. Aussie style.
Owh...i like retard so much. Even more so now that he put my very very VERY dirty shorts in his laundry. It's so dirty. The kind you see in teh DAIA advertisement.
Melbourne's weather has been dandy for the past few days (alamak, hope I dont jinx it). Warm and sunny enough to wear shorts!
It's Sunday evening now. And this weekend has been a Very Aussie Weekend for me. I went to the Royal Melbourne Show yesterday, it's like this funfair thingie, but got exhibition all. I saw a SHEEP! My VERY 1st SHEEP! They are so adorable and fluffy. and I got to touch them too! the best part was the little sheep, the lambs! they are the single most adorable things ever! they just have so much energy...running around, jumping, bouncing..
The show was ok, i got a few showbags, and some fairy floss!
Hung out with Retard at night, and brushed my teeth with one of em battery powered toothbrush every Aussie seems to have. Like dude! whats the deal...surely you can be THAT lazy, right?
Woke up today at about 10.45, and at 11am, went cycling with Shane the Retard. It was probably the mist fun thing i have done in a very very long time. Retard brought me to some place in the pedalaman. The outskirts of the city. It was sooo mcuh fun! We got to go on little bridges and the scenery was just to die for! sooo much grenery! We cycled along a creek, Retard was hyped about showing me this 'awesome road', sadly, the place was closed. Under construction.Meh!
We reached thsi waterfall, painfully man made. It wasnt a very pleasant one. Rested by the waterfall for a while and head back. There was this tree by the waterfall, and there was a stone underneath. Think a little gal drowned in the waterfall. There were carvings on the tree that said 'Goodbye, Love You' and stuff.
We reached Donut at about 1.15pm, and had lunch. The distance counting thingamajig said we had travelled 7-ish kms!
O, did i menation i scraped my finger when i was trying to swerve away from tunning over this little doggie that was running towards my bike? Yea, it's bad. You can see the flesh underneath.
At about 2, Trixie had this idea of going to play tennis at IH. So Trixie, Steve,Pragun, Jess, Retard and I went to IH and played tennis. Well, they did, i watched.
Retard is surprisingly very good at tennis. I always knew he played tennis, but had no idea how got he really was. Anyway, coming back to moi, i saw this hammock in IH. And figured i would climb onto it.
If no one has ever told you before, this is me, telling you: Hammocks are pretty darn ard to climb onto!
I tried and fell, and tried and fell. Steve was telling me how to get onto it and keep yelling this and that. I fell. My white shorts turned brown and I cut my legs about 2gazillion times.
Giving up from the hammock, played tennis fot a while. Got bored. Went to pee. Came back.
You knwo how tennic courts always have this uber-high fence around them? Yea. Someone hit the ball over it. So i said i'd go retrieve it. Tried climbing. Failed. Retard said he'd get it. Watched Reatrd climb with ease.
Anoher ball went over. Tried climbing, failed. Watched Retard climb.
This got me confused. You guys should know that I am actually a super talented fence/wall climber. My skills rivalling that of a chimp.
So the fourth time the ball went over, I told Retard i will get it even if it takes mi life!
Tried climbing the fence about 10times. Steve and Retard were sitting on the bench and telling me to do this, that...Use your arms. Pull yourself up. Bla bla bla.
My fingers were hurting by then. And my legs too. I feel down so freaking many time! In the end, i decided i will conquer the fence some other day, and climbed the wall instead.
Got the ball. Retard left. After that, i went back to the hammock. After struggling, successfully got on it. Lepka there for a while, and came back to Donut.
Went to Retard's room to say farewell( in case i dont see him tonight) cos he is going someplace tomorrow morning.
And me, afetr donating blood at 1pm tomorrow getting on the train to Geelong, and Sarah is picking me up...and we will e heading to Lorne baby! To Liam's beach-house! I am soo excited, i cant type straight!
...And now it's tie for dinner. My whole body is aching from all that falls/bruises/cuts. I havent had that much falls/bruises/cuts since i was in Primary School. But it's all good. Cos i think I havent had that much fun in such a long time either. Aussie style.
Owh...i like retard so much. Even more so now that he put my very very VERY dirty shorts in his laundry. It's so dirty. The kind you see in teh DAIA advertisement.
Friday, September 19, 2008
..
THE SOUND OF SILENCE
Simon and Garfunkle
Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one deared
Disturb the sound of silence.
Fools said i,you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whisperd in the sounds of silence.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
sigh
have you ever had that feeling that no matter what you do, you can never be good enough?
Despite everyone around you telling you that you are special, and that you mean something to them, you feel like you dont matter...
Have you ever woken up one day and realised that the end that you are chasing only moves further and further away from you?
Maybe it's just me, maybe it's just a part of being human, maybe life is just a tragedy that you convince yourself to sit through hoping it will get better somehow.
But then you realise, that the 'GOD' that gives also takes away. Leaving scars, nay not even that...mere emptiness in you.
People tell you, if you feel that void, look for God, he will reach out to you...but what they dont tell is that after he reaches out, he fucks you over.I am not angry, I dont hate God, i merely dispute his existence. If he exists I am thankful for all he has given, but I am also scorned for all that he has denied me. Especially my prime wish: to get hit by a car.
Somehow, you make life work for you...you keep up appearances, you go ahead and that endless end you chase just might get a tad nearer. Or so you think.
That very moment you dare to think something has worked out for you, it's gone. Where? NO one knows. All of a sudden the world is that cold, bleak, dark place again. And you are alone; incapable.
You drown yourself in insecurities and feelings of unworthiness. Keep drowning. Wishing you would die, but you never do. It's just a whole lot of pain, but you survive. With tell-tale scars.
You wont die. Death wont come that easy for you. Because even to die a painless death, you are unworthy of.
So you sit and wait, hoping that tomorrow will be a better day. But you have been fooled one too many times to keep believing that. You try to deceive yourself, but you cant. So you cry, hoping the pain will go away, the scars will fade and the inevitable truth of what will become is not true.
Who are you kidding?
Despite everyone around you telling you that you are special, and that you mean something to them, you feel like you dont matter...
Have you ever woken up one day and realised that the end that you are chasing only moves further and further away from you?
Maybe it's just me, maybe it's just a part of being human, maybe life is just a tragedy that you convince yourself to sit through hoping it will get better somehow.
But then you realise, that the 'GOD' that gives also takes away. Leaving scars, nay not even that...mere emptiness in you.
People tell you, if you feel that void, look for God, he will reach out to you...but what they dont tell is that after he reaches out, he fucks you over.I am not angry, I dont hate God, i merely dispute his existence. If he exists I am thankful for all he has given, but I am also scorned for all that he has denied me. Especially my prime wish: to get hit by a car.
Somehow, you make life work for you...you keep up appearances, you go ahead and that endless end you chase just might get a tad nearer. Or so you think.
That very moment you dare to think something has worked out for you, it's gone. Where? NO one knows. All of a sudden the world is that cold, bleak, dark place again. And you are alone; incapable.
You drown yourself in insecurities and feelings of unworthiness. Keep drowning. Wishing you would die, but you never do. It's just a whole lot of pain, but you survive. With tell-tale scars.
You wont die. Death wont come that easy for you. Because even to die a painless death, you are unworthy of.
So you sit and wait, hoping that tomorrow will be a better day. But you have been fooled one too many times to keep believing that. You try to deceive yourself, but you cant. So you cry, hoping the pain will go away, the scars will fade and the inevitable truth of what will become is not true.
Who are you kidding?
Monday, September 15, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
grossness of life
OMG you guys, i ate the Australian delicacy which is VEGEMITE today.
That is, after trying to dodge the scrutinising eyes of the Aussies who take such pride in ingesting 'concentrated yeast extract'. WTF? I was safe for 6 months since i came here. Sadly, today I accidentally revealed myself (Chorny, Ten, X, Entities...watch your thoughts) to my buddies on the brunch table.
The whole bunch of OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OI! OI! OI! threw what I could only desribe as a Aussie hissy fit. They acted insulted enraged, amused and pitiful at the same time. I guess that's what we would react like when someone hasnt had durians/roti canai/nasi lemak after being in Malaysia for 6 months.
SO, the whole bunch of them felt that it was their obligation as Citizens of Australia to ensure i swallow some Vegemite this morning.
They cooked me a toast. The toast was brought to my table with some butter and some VEGEMITE.
After what seemed to be an endless quarrel between them Ausies about the optimum way to consume it( a little, a lot, smeared evenly, concentrated in the centre, butter and vegemite, vegemite, then butter..etc...), they finally settled on butter then vegemite and handed the trophy to me.
I looked at it. Unwanting. 10 eyes of various colours watched me, anticipating.
I took a bite. Spat it out.
The thing is disgusting! Its salty and gross and tastes like baby puke. Or baby soil, i wouldnt know.
How do they eat it every morning?!!!
*sigh* Who understands the Aussies anyway?
That is, after trying to dodge the scrutinising eyes of the Aussies who take such pride in ingesting 'concentrated yeast extract'. WTF? I was safe for 6 months since i came here. Sadly, today I accidentally revealed myself (Chorny, Ten, X, Entities...watch your thoughts) to my buddies on the brunch table.
The whole bunch of OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OI! OI! OI! threw what I could only desribe as a Aussie hissy fit. They acted insulted enraged, amused and pitiful at the same time. I guess that's what we would react like when someone hasnt had durians/roti canai/nasi lemak after being in Malaysia for 6 months.
SO, the whole bunch of them felt that it was their obligation as Citizens of Australia to ensure i swallow some Vegemite this morning.
They cooked me a toast. The toast was brought to my table with some butter and some VEGEMITE.
After what seemed to be an endless quarrel between them Ausies about the optimum way to consume it( a little, a lot, smeared evenly, concentrated in the centre, butter and vegemite, vegemite, then butter..etc...), they finally settled on butter then vegemite and handed the trophy to me.
I looked at it. Unwanting. 10 eyes of various colours watched me, anticipating.
I took a bite. Spat it out.
The thing is disgusting! Its salty and gross and tastes like baby puke. Or baby soil, i wouldnt know.
How do they eat it every morning?!!!
*sigh* Who understands the Aussies anyway?
uhgh
Yes i know i have not updated in a while. I have my reasons, which are in the form of gruesome exploitation brought about by academics that inflict upon us inferiors every semester. Assignments.
I think it is time for peopleness of life to know how fond I am of Shane. So very fond. VERY VERY fond. He might even be my favourite boyfriend. I have really grown to like him. His annoyingness, his blurness, and his " I love my algae and have little time for anything else " ness.
Initially, his mates thought I wouldnt last, because Shane doesnt roll the way normal people do.
I guess his mates didnt know i wasnt very normal either.
Although, all my fondness...
*sobs*
Something sad happened. No we didnt have a fight. In fact never had one. I am gonna have to stop being fond of him pretty soon. Cos there is nothing anyone can do.
And it's left me in wreck. Now dont get me wrong. I am one of them breakup bitches who moves on faster than you can say 'chocolate'.
But I am deeply hurt this time. Not because i am weak, but because...Shane is now the forbidden fruit. It makes it all the more sexier! Challenging...and rebellious.
And rebellion just happens to my middle name.
But i know i cant do it, rebel. Because I am too fond of shane to hurt/embarass him just because I wanna get kicks.
BUT OMG! I really like him! but i have to let him go!
That's what hurts
I think it is time for peopleness of life to know how fond I am of Shane. So very fond. VERY VERY fond. He might even be my favourite boyfriend. I have really grown to like him. His annoyingness, his blurness, and his " I love my algae and have little time for anything else " ness.
Initially, his mates thought I wouldnt last, because Shane doesnt roll the way normal people do.
I guess his mates didnt know i wasnt very normal either.
Although, all my fondness...
*sobs*
Something sad happened. No we didnt have a fight. In fact never had one. I am gonna have to stop being fond of him pretty soon. Cos there is nothing anyone can do.
And it's left me in wreck. Now dont get me wrong. I am one of them breakup bitches who moves on faster than you can say 'chocolate'.
But I am deeply hurt this time. Not because i am weak, but because...Shane is now the forbidden fruit. It makes it all the more sexier! Challenging...and rebellious.
And rebellion just happens to my middle name.
But i know i cant do it, rebel. Because I am too fond of shane to hurt/embarass him just because I wanna get kicks.
BUT OMG! I really like him! but i have to let him go!
That's what hurts
ergh
So i just finished watching Trainspotting. A Scottish movie about 4 heroin addicts that just screamed out CHORNY! from the moment credits started rolling.
Never mind the uber-sexy accent.
Never mind Ewan MacGregor playing the lead.
Never mind Johnny Lee Miller playing his mate.
Never mind them abuse absolutely inappropriately the word 'FUCK", by incorporating it in every fucking sentence.
Owh, the movie had one of the most awesomestestestestest quote i have heard in a long, long while.
" In a 1000 years, there will be no guys or girls, only wankers "
It was, i must say, a rather profound statement about sexual identity.
Never mind the uber-sexy accent.
Never mind Ewan MacGregor playing the lead.
Never mind Johnny Lee Miller playing his mate.
Never mind them abuse absolutely inappropriately the word 'FUCK", by incorporating it in every fucking sentence.
Owh, the movie had one of the most awesomestestestestest quote i have heard in a long, long while.
" In a 1000 years, there will be no guys or girls, only wankers "
It was, i must say, a rather profound statement about sexual identity.
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