WTF

Think you have had your fair share of dumb assignment?

Think you have written the silliest 500 word essay?

Think you've seen it all?

well, THINK AGAIN!

What's the STUPIDEST EVER ASSIGNMENT?

this one right here

Part A (7 ½ marks) (500 words)

Use a concept or concepts that we studied in weeks 1-5 of the subject to pose and answer an interesting question about some aspect of the economy or society, or some pattern of events or behaviour you have observed or know about.

pose and answer an interesting question?

pose and answer a fucking interesting question

fucking pose and answer a fucking interesting question?

FUCKING pose and FUCKING answer a FUCKING interesting question?

WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?

Why the hell are you fucking getting paid so much if u ask to to ask our own questions?

pfft.

P/S: This is an ECONOMICS assignent, not a philosophy one.

pergh

Its 8 fucking degrees.
My laptop is lagging.
I have SO much work to do!
I need roti canai and teh tarik!
I hate the way Australians call McD's Macca's. It's Mc-fucking-Donalds, u arseholes. Know your unhealthy, contagious, fattening chain restaurants right!
I need iron
My fucking heater so weak!
My body starting to get stiff!
COLD!!!!

I want a JOB!
I want some brains!
I want common sense!
I want assignments that complete themselves
I want tutors who are hotter than Brad Pitt
I want to date Prince William
I want to get off Facebook
I want to punch that mean bitch
I want to read GG
I want the fucking sun to shine
I want warmer clothes
I want...!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARGHHHHHHHWARGHWARGHH

menyampah!

slut

We had hor fun noodles for dinner today. i told one of the angmohs it's pronounced whore-fun.
It kinda sounds like it, no?

The guy's face just turned so delighted, and suddenly he stopped complaining and dug into it like it was the tastiest meal he ever had in his life.

When u live in a college that serves whore for dinner...what more can u ask for, really?

I just sat back and watched the donut dweller(aka Whitley peep)...

I made someone's day.

Retard Life

I woke up at 2pm yesterday, NOT on my own bed. Dont worry though, i still had my clothes on.

All I remember from the night before is wine. Red, red wine, mahjong, uno cards and hanging out with Ned, Eli, Retard and Steve in Eli's room.

The next thing I know, I am waking up on Retard's bed and it's 2 fucking PM!

WTF WTF?!

I totally panicked my bain off! It's Saturday, and me, being as retarded as ever have an assignemnt due Monday that I hadnt even satrted!

OK yep, i know what u r thinking, u probably think who the hell who has a life will do an assignment the night before its due, right.
Well, 1st of all, I have no life, and 2ndly It was philo-f-ing-sophy. It's the MOST evil off al subjects in the world. I only took it cos I thought all the homework will be thinking...no one told me anything about putting those thoughts into a 1000 word essay! I sure can, but Im not sure if my tutors will be interested in reading '100 ways to kill a person using a toothpick' written in Retard language.

Plus I had to go watch Ten play netball at 3pm

And I was really hungry. Cos i slept through lunch. (Yep, what else is new?)

I made a mad dash back to my room, showered and got dressed. But O wait nope! I have to get some books for my philosophy assignment so I had to get back to the computer and find the bloody books on my library catalogue.

Just my freaking luck that all the books i wanted was checked out! WTF

Anyways, me, disorientated, grabbed 3 Tim Tams,ran downstairs and was about to sprint to uni (It was 4pm and Ten started at 3)

I was just about to turn into super-TV (Ha! Bet u guys didnt know I had super powers!) and run till my skin comes off my flesh when....

JENG JENG JENG

A golden heaven like image drew me close to it...

was it God? Am i dead? did i die in my sleep?
what was it? Oh so heavenly and pleasurable of lights...so...
it was..it was
it was...

the vending machine with all the junkies!

Tummy was growling. It was like feed me u lil bitch! Im hungry!

My brain was like dont do it, run to uni, RUNNNNN

However, as demonstrated above,TV=Retard

So i bought this pack of chips! Hell yes! Well, that was lunch.
SO there was no more running cos well, didnt mom tell u u cant run with a pack of chips?The chips might get hurt.

Anyways, around 4.15 i reached uni and went to the sports centre, holding a opened pack of chips on one hand, and eating a Tim Tam with the other.

All the people in the sports center would have killed me in an instant. I attracted curious, hateful snares and glares from all those 'health concious people' They were like "what the hell is this kid doing here?"

Especially from the chocie lovers, they must have been like, " Jeez, that skank, I come here to work my sweat off and rid my mind of Tim Tams and now he is bringing it right smack in front of my face"

Anyways, all was done and I watched Ten kick ass, they won the 1st game 10-0, but lost the second one to a bunch of chicks with really big butts. NO, I am not exaggerating,this is serious guys...all the gals from that team had HUGE asses.

Yep, and I even yelled," GS, I lovya, have my babies!"

So anyways, went back home, sat in front o my laptop at about 6.30pm and 1052 words later, at approximately 12.30am I was done with philosophy!

Yep! 1052 words later..still nothing makes sense. And I still have editing to do.

Fancy reading a 1052 word paper on personal identity anyone?

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lack of life

:: INSTRUCTIONS :: - You guys kene menjawab soalan- soalan yang telah pun disediakan. Tetapi here’s the twist - You’ve got to answer the questions sambil mendengar lagu di Winamp or any music players, with list of your favorite songs in random / shuffle mode. And to make things even interesting, the questions are to be answered based on the songs you are currently listening to - like for each new question, you gotta hit “NEXT” on your player and see what song comes up next, and from there, you gotta answer the questions and the answer gotta be berdasarkan atau berkaitan dengan that particular song.

1] If Someone Says “Is This Ok?” You Say?

Song : Alice Et June, Indochine.

a: who the hell are alice and june?

2] What Would Best Describe Your Best Personality?

Lagu : Knocking on heaven's door, guns n roses

a: adoi, matching pulak.

3] What Do You Like In A Guy / Girl?

Lagu : something, the beatles

a: hell yes! except that im not into a 'her' im into a 'him'

4] How Do You Feel Today?

Lagu : reject, greenday

a: er...not quite. not quite today as opposed to any other day. itunes hates me!

5] What Is Your Life Purpose?

Lagu : if you come back, blue

a: who the hell? im not waiting/wanting anyone to come back.

6] What Is You Motto?

Lagu : The chamber, the last shadow puppets

a: hm....intersting. mebbe it'd trying to tell me i should lock ppl up in chambers and torture them

7] What Do Your Friends Think About You?

Lagu : devastation and reform, relient k

a: my friends think im devastation and reform?!

8] What Do You Think About Your Parents?

Lagu : crawling, linkin park

a: er...no comments?.

9] What Do You Think About Very Often?

Lagu : let it dive, the trail of dead

a: im not sure if i should think about letting anything dive

10] What Do You Think About Bestie?

Lagu : beautiful, christina aguilera

a: pergh..gile ah. my itunes got super powers man

11] What Do You Think Of The Person You Like?

Lagu : scar tissue

a: whoa symbolic man! scar tissues that i wish u saw...

12] What’s Your Life Story?

Lagu : pump up the jam, technotronic

a: whoa, hell yes, after a few drinks, that is SO the story of my life! get ur booty on the floor tonight, make my day!

13] What Do You Want To Be When Grow Up?

Lagu : world on fire

a: i wanna set the world on fire?! lol nope. i wanna save the world, like the vc of this song. watch it guys..u'll cry ur eyeballs out

14] What Do You Think When You See The Person You Like?

Lagu: 2000 light years away, greenday

a: itunes, this isnt very nice! he isnt 2000 light years away. mebbe just a 1000...

15] What Do Your Parents Think Of You?

Lagu : You've got to hide your love away, the beatles

a: hm...mebbe true.mom n dad r not into the whole affectionate thing

16] What Will You Dance To At Your Wedding?

Lagu : california sun, the ramones

a: possibly i will gt married kat california kot, ntah la~

17] What’s Your Hobby / Interest?

Lagu : these fangs, say hi to your mom

a: yep, im a vampire with these awesome fangs.

18] What’s Your Biggest Fear?

Lagu : iron and wine, the postal service

a: i donno about iron, but lemme tell u this: i am NOT AT ALL afraid of wine. quite the opposite actually

19] What’s Your Biggest Secret?

Lagu : punishment park, indochine

a: yea, punishment park. im a sadist who punishes people in my sadist little punishment park.

20a] What Do You Think About The Person Who Started This Tag?!!!

Lagu : Touch and go, vibrolush

a: the creator was a toll booth operator?.

20b] What Do You Think About The Person Who Tagged You To Do This Entry?!!!

Lagu : dancing shoes, artic monkeys

a: i tagged myself lol. so xde kaitan pon

Reasons to hate dentists

1. They always smile at you and have a weird, slow paced way of saying your name and talking to you. All the knowing that you are in some excruciating state of pain/fear.

2. The make you lie down on a seat that they have control over, and put that bloody light right in front of your face.

3. They wear gloves that taste funny in your mouth

4. The gloves smell 'too clean' and makes you sick/scared to the point of puking/crying.

5. They inject stuff that makes you r mouth go numb for a few HOURS. and if u try to eat in this duration of hours, your are very likely to spill everything all over yourself.

6. If u check a hot guy out in the duration of these hours, you are VERY likely to unconciously drool.

7. you will definitely drool in these hours no matter what you do, making people think u r way disgusting

8. They like to describe their method of torture before they torture you. They gain some kidn of sadistic pleasure from letting you know "now, i am going to drill your teeth, tear your gums and cut your inner cheeks with this scary looking thing"

9. They have scary sounding equipments

10. they make you salivate, for all the wrong reasons. Plus, they lie to you when they say the numbness will wear off in 2-3 hours. it stays fro much longer!


See, in a sense, doctors are way better than dentists cos they knock you out, do stuff to you, and when u wake up, u r all better.

cos i really don care what u r doin in my mouth...just fix my bloody teeth and spare me the gory details!


(written in fury, because madblogger almighty is still numb from her 12.15pm dental appointment and is now uncontrollably drooling on her work table)

XOXO

OMG OMG OMG

OMG!

U guys HAVE to watch Gossip Girl ep14! t's amazing! It's better than whatEVER you could expect. It's gonna blow your mind OFF!


I am so completely in love with Nate...really sorry for Chuck and So freaking completely hate that bitch Jen

Hate Jen so much, so much!

Hate that bitch!

ARGHH!!!!!

but OMG watch in NOW! watch it or die!

Its amazing!

XOXO guys

HELP

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

DON WANNA BE ALONE DON WANNA BE ALONE DON WANNA BE ALONE

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

SOMBRE DIMANCHE SOMBRE DIMANCHE

The Bola and The Bootyfool

Me had a Ball. My college Whitley.
The theme? The ball and the beautiful. I know, what kind of retarded theme is that?
It was on Friday. I wore a gold empire bustline dress. Sorry guys no pics cos me being as dysfunctional as always chose to bring my camera that uses AA batteries(From Msia) but i forgot to bring the batteries along, and I am too damn freaking lazy to walk out and buy AA batteries. But I got a new dress, heels and earrings instead.World Taekwando Federation?!

the sad thing was, I had to choose between the ball and the night market in which Sime Darby kids were setting up a stall. I was on Char Kuey Teow duty with Ten. Sadly, I had to abandon that poor girl.BUt then i heard from her they sold out and i was glad i didnt go after all. I m darn sure that if i was there people wont come to our stall. Yes, that's how retarded i am


The ball was the bomb!Amazing food, Amazing people and even more amazing music!
The DJ was a female, and she totally blew the roof!

We went there a little late cos the retarded Australian Cab Silver Top or some shit like that that we ordered NEVER BLOODY CAME!

Seriously that was more retarded than Ten and I put together in a cage and fed bananas.

The place was good, sadly though, i got discriminated again for being 17. So i couldnt access the alcohol cos they didnt give me a stamp on my hand. ("woooo, scary")

WTF as if anyone is going to be checking for stamps on hands when i ask for a drink. Come on la.

Me: Hye can i have a tequilla please?
Bartender: Not so fast! U look like you are 4months and 23days short of your 18th birthday! No drink for you kid.

pergh

It was a great night with lots of dirty inappropriate dancing with lots of friction between one's body parts (or assets) and a foreign matter(also assets). Also on the dance floor, approximately 6 gazillion people pashed their tongues,eyeballs, and nose hair out.

One guy in particular, hooked up with 4 gals that night alone, on the dance floor alone! Give him a day and put im in a church, he will do all the nuns and the reverend in no time at all.

I had myself a few glasses of red wine(it was terrible wine), one glass of white wine, a champagne i got off Ned, a scotch i got off Jess and Eli was amazingly nice to go get me some vodka and lemon soda.No, i didnt get my own drinks cos well, Donut peeps know I am 17.

Good stuff...

*memory turns hazy*

FOLLOWING IS THE ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE NIGHT OF 11/4/2008 FROM RANDOM WHITLEY PEOPLE

So on the way back, (we walked back, mind you, barefooted. need to burn all the alcohol calories) I was singing 'Living On a Prayer' at the top of my lungs. It was cold, so this guy with dreadlocks, who is capital awesomism, Alski gave me his jacket. Somehow, while singing an hanging on to Alski and Eli(who was piss drunk) we managed to detour and somehow ended up getting home later than everyone else.

See the part that sucks, I really dont remember what happened, except that we had tea in Eli's room, talked about LOTR. I think i made a mental note of people i wanna 'do', but i do that every 10mins or so, so wtf.

BUt then i realised i cant get back 2 my room cos me, geniusly gave my key to another girl to hold, Sami. so i ran like a mad cos trying to get her before she went to bed,but I couldnt find her!

dammmit dammmmmit!!!!

In midst of my frustration i get stopped by one girl whose identity i shall keep secret. Ms X out of total randomness asks "hye TV did u pick Shane up?"

Im like WTF BITCH?
what the hell u care? you dont just stop me and enquire intimate details of my personal life. it doesnt work that way!

me: (pissed, but in a i-am-a-smartass-u-r-a-lil-bitch kinda way) NO
She: But i heard heaps of people saying he picked u up
me:Really, who?
She: i donno just people....who's jacket are you wearing?
me: Alski's. I picked Alski up

it was a freaking joke. Joke u little shit!Anyone who knew Alski would know he is not prone to getting 'picked up'
he is awful nice and all, but he is just 'unique'

After what felt like a millenium of people asking me the same question, I found Sami, got the key and went to bed. it was about 4.30am.

I wake up next morning and at the brekkie table?

"hye Tv did u pick Shane up?"
"Hye TV did u pick Alski up?"

TV: Yea, i did both of them, we had an awesome night
TV:Yea, i did Shane/Alski last night

Apparently the donut peeps have been giving Shane and Alski hell too.

So much for the ball. More like bad case of booty call.

Nak Mandi

WOHOOOOO

Im so looking forward to today! Im going to go play netball at uni
and after that I'm going to attend a dance class with TEN!

Going to Ten's house after netball and showering, and then dancing.

*Yipee*

And O yes, today, i was woken up by the sweetest thing that could ever wake anyone up.
No, it did not rain chocolates

I was woken up by the sound of someone slipping something under my door.

And guess what it was??

2 scripts.

Wednesday night I went for an audition for a musical called The Pajama Game that was being produced by my college

Not only did I get the callbacks, among the 2 or 3 parts I m being considered for, one of it is the female lead.

I think I am supposed to practice as Sid, Babe and Gladys. BUt then Sid is a guy, so I donno la.

Hell yes!

Performing is me life.

Hopefully i get any part that im being considered for.

*yawns*

Fixation

Fixations/Obsessions as of 1.17am 17/4/08

1. This progressive rock band called Porcupine Tree. They are like freaking cigarettes. Hard to get used to, but once u r hooked, U r screwed for life. They are oh-so-good...OMG!Need my dosage now. They have this contagious beat. It's kinda hipnotising. WAIT A SEC! It's the US government trying to brainwash us and turn us into mindless, opinionless zombie robots again!

2. TV On The Radio. Yep, another band. This one song called 'Bomb Yourself'. Ya I know all the P1 people must be thinking the song title matches perfectly with my ideal job of being a suicide bomber. Nope, I dont like the band just cause they have my name, well sort of,-ish. They are pretty good in a 'i got stoned, got some mates and made music' kinda way.Which is,undoubtedly the way all good music is made, anyways

3. The Fratellis are fast becoming one of my all time faves, along with Eisley. Indie rock is the shit! Their music just lights up you day, even after you stupidly drop your assignment out of the window, almost get hit by a car, and get a nasty nosebleed. Trust me, I know

Ermm..need to get some sleep. Will sambung post some time in near future. Hopefully

Thou Art

Thou Art

A poem by TeeVee
Dedicated to ChingY

Thou art special
Thou art precious
Thou art funny
Thou art a gift from God(DEVIL)
Thou art understanding
Thou art freaking awesome
Thou art the owner of one of the best song collections
Thou art talented
Thou art happy
Thou art awesome cos thou likes the same movie as I
Thou art what made my day in Taylors
Thou art what makes me smile trough hard times(Well, thy blog actually)
Thou art freaky cos thou see me
Thou art scary because thou think like me
Thou art a bitch cos thou art one of my best buddies
(I.e:if dogs r a man's best fren, bitches are a woman's)
Thou art so alike me in so many ways
Thou art generous cos thou taught me how to put the cBox in
Thou procrastinate as much as I
Thou are my fairer twin
Thou art a banana
Thou art my set pelengkap
Thou art affectionate but thou dont know it
Thou art special cos thou never reveal thy emotion, but
Thou art loving,even though thou try to hide it
Thou art caring
Thou art a HUGE part my jigsaw puzzle life
Thou art a pedophile,just reminding thou
Thou art the one, and the only Chingamajig
Thou art
Thou always art

Your Mum

Correctly guess the identity of the person in photo to win "I Have Got No Life" award.

SOS

I am SUCH a chocoholic.
I went to a senior's room on Sunday to get help with an assignment. The guy was selling chocolates to raise funds.
My senses went wild on the sight of boxes and boxes of chocolates sitting idly on the shelf.
Sadly I didnt have any money.
So what do i do?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Do i say nay and walk away like I am supposed to??
NO......
I buy chocolates on freakin CREDIT!
CREDIT I TELL YA!

So my seniot writes an IOU out for me.

After that, I go away happy, with my chocolate but it finished before I can indulge wholly in my sinful indulgence!

After fiddling with the assignment, tired of trying to look smart, and pretending like I actually had an idea of what was going on, I went back to his room, with 2 buddies this time. And I brought a 50 dollar note along.

What do i do? Do i just pay my hutang like a good girl?
NO I buy some more!
I bought 2 more chocolates ( I wanted to buy 5, but everyone in the room was looking at me)

I have a problem OK?!!!

I am such a chocoholic. I need help.

O yea, to those of you concerned, I will post the blog about my ball soon.

Also, keep an eye out for a special Ching Yee edition. Coming soon to a blog near you.

Entities made me do it

The instructions:Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Let's begin.



1. At what age do you wish to marry?
after 30, after i get really established career wise

2. If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
Bite me u retarded green eyed kitten!

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
1.ChingY: she'll shut me up when i complain
2.Rachel How: So that i have some one to pick on and kill time
3.DJ: Cos, i can

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Paris! hell yes. And Venus, Middle Earth would do good.And then there's teh backpacking trough Europe and China through India

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
that i get a hot hunky genie who grants all my wishes

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
as a philosophy student, i need to know the definition of survival here. essentially yes, but then again, when faced with a shopping mall...

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
my weight.nah,my sense of humor(which is wearing off)

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Invest it and give the returns to charirty. ALL of it

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Er...i hate all these cheesy mushy questions. LOVE is a big word. I'd probably kill him and keep his heart in my refridgerator

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
her shopping skills put becky bloomwood to shame, her driving skills would push lewis hamilton o the brink of suicide, her chocolate cakes will make keire knightley go obese

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
I really dont demand much. Just his heart

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
I dont hate. BUt i would not enjoy the company of someone who cant engage in a healthy argument. If he/she cant accept someone else's opinions, then...I'll have his/her brain pickled in a jar above my fridge

13. What is your ambition?
To get a fridge.
Nah, to be really rih and established by the time im 30, retire when i'm 45-ish and work with UNICEF and Amnesty full time

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
I dont judge ppl, all the ppl i have judged, have a way of turning up dead

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Giving, caring and sharing sharing sharing. Possibly also murdering

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Hell yes, well..if i had the cash yea.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My enviousness

18. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
I cant share all my problems with one person, i share parts of my problems with many ppl.That's how i roll

19. What makes you different?
O u'll see, lil shit

20. Who do you wanna kill right now?
I wouldnt tell. But keep a watch on the papers!



I wanna tag...
1.ChingY do it again la
2.Xtine
3.DJ
4.Xoe
5.everyone else is tagged ready wo...

Maybe tomorrow....

Procrastination is awesome. It is one thing no one can beat me at.
I have a bloody Economics assignment due tomorrow, the whole works, with the graph, shift in curves, equilibrium prices and all.
But I wouldnt do that now while i have heaps of time and peace of mind. I will probably stay awake all night tonight cracking my head,consuming enough coffee to drown Singapore, trying to finish it. Why?

Cos that's how I roll

And what's the deal with Word anyways?! I'd rather eat my laptop than having to draw the graphs sing word. I dont have to, I have the option of drawing it by hand. But it's just mne. I am a tight arsed feamle canine. I'd eat my right hand and my pen befire I resort to drawing instead of using teh computer.Why?

Cos that's how roll

What sucks? My weight deos. I keep telling myself that since Australia is further off the centre of the Earth compared to Malaysia, gravity force here is lower, and hence makes me heavier. I choose to consciously completely ignore the fact that gravitiy acts the same. Yes, I did take Physics and I kick ass at it, mind you.

Chocolates are actually created by Hitler to ensure that even after he passes on, he will continue to terrorise people. The US government found this out and they actually insert a pikochip in every chocolate possibly made so that they can control our brains. Chocolates are definitely evil and I m succumbing to them. My new ambition is to be the first person who suffers from death by chocolate.

I can predict the exact gender, date and time of birth my unborn cousin's first born's first born's second born child, before i can predict the weather in Melbourne. the weather God must be having PMS every time she looks at Melbourne. You look out the window, it's nice and sunny. And you think, "geez, what a nice day to wear that baby T and capris" But wait! It's a trick. you get out of the lecture theatre, it is so cold your nose starts running,your brain freezes, that is assuming u have one in the first place. And all you can do is bang ur head against the wall for not bringing a jumper along.Why?

Cos that's how I roll

IDKIDC

I must be insane.
I'm losing my funny.
I keep telling all my Ozzie mates that my sanity hangs by a very fine, fragile thread. No one would believe it.
And now I am studying philosophy. My sanity is being threatened like it has never been before.
I wish I could drift away into oblivion.
Fly away...which, judging by the wind in Melbourne is very plausible; provided I weighed 20lbs less.
I'm gaining so much weight. My skin is dry and my lip are chapping.
I keep saying the wrongest things.
I am sure the Aussies have nightmares about me cos I they think I am morbid.
Which, of course, is ridiculous! What next? Santa Claus isn't real?!
I love potatoes! They are The Beatles of the vegetables.
I am an indecisive, overweight 17 year old, battling self esteem issues, trying to balance assignments and daydreaming lost soul.
AND I eat WAY too much chocolate.

Die zombies dammit dammit die