Owh

Eeee. My bra so tight.

At this realisation few weeks ago, i have concluded

a) I have gained weight

b) My boobs have gained volume.

After much research and experimenting, i have found the former to be true.

Hence, I set out on the faithful day of 21/06/08 to Myer to get some new NungaNunga Holders.

So, wtf is up with this country. They have different sizes. Unlike the conventional American sizes which we use in Malaysia..where we go by band by inches and cup size, here they go by size...and
cup size (i.e 10A,12D, 14C etc)

So. There i was. standing like a total dumbfuck. going through various racks of bras trying to get myself a nice supportive, comfortable bra. I usually wear size 10 in clothes(yes, 10! I AM FAT!) but what about bras though? Giving up tring to find my size,i thought i'd get someone to get me fitted. Sadly though, the line in Myer was way too darn long.


As usual, i couldnt be bothered queieng up with all the 'commoners' because, frankly, i have got to prepare myself for a life of royalty when i marry Prince William. I decided i would run to Bras N Things to get fitted and come back to Myer to buy some. Genius eh?

Ok So, here's the deal. the woman who fitted me gave me a size that i knew in a million years i wouldnt fit into. Confused, I tried out a bra with the said size. Sure enough, my cup runneth over.

So, i get back to Myer, determined to find my own bra size. i wanst willing for another measurement after having one lady get her hands all over my boobs( because this is an exploitation of my current assets). NOT another lady. NO way.

After what seemed like an eternity of lining up and trying out bras, i finally found my size! (which i wont be stating here. My boobs(and Chorny's too) are already the butt of many jokes/ comments. alhough i know Entorny will be dying to know)


SO, the fucked up thing is, after i spent all that time finding my size, i couldnt find any bras in that size.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

all the pretty bras only went up to a C/D cup. Anything bigger than that looks hideously ugly like its been living in a radioactive plant and has mutated parents.

mmhmm, i had to walk away with only 2 bras, that very well set me back about $50. i really wanted the DKNY bra that was on sale. It was so pretty and sexy in a very sophisticated way. Sadly though, there wasnt any in my size.

I dont even know why i bother though. It's not like there's anyone out there who is particularly interested i looking at my bras.(insert comment about wanting to be lesbo here)

Although, now that i think about it. I realise im only writing this post to procrastinate. So that i wont have to get to my damn Philosophy texts and read what Bernard Williams says about Utilitarianism and write an essay about it for my Wednesday exam.

Obviously. Bras are more importnat than moral principles. Obviously.