argh. it's that time of month again. when your breasts are tender and tummy is constantly bloated.
my boobs are soo unbelievably freaking tender. they totally sag, and look like teardrop in my dress! i want my boobs back!

why oh why do they have to be so tender! argh! now my cleavage looks like it belongs to someone's mom. cannot go commando la like this. wonderbra does little to help. how now? and the dumbfuck dinner is in 10 mins!