SO, what is it about studying for exams that makes us hate our life so much?
What is it about studying for exams that makes us want to pounce on the Facebook noticifications button and reply every single comment, wall writing etc, with flamboyant litterature that makes no sense what so ever?
What is it about studying or exams makes us stalk friends on Facebook and say hi to people that you haven't spoken to in years and years. What is it makes you so curios about their whereabouts, that makes you think you will die if you don't ask them what they are up to?
What is it about exams that makes you post stuff on you blogs at 12.50am? Stuff that make no sense.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Bra sizes
On bra sizes: An insightful discussion with Shane
TV: There's cup size and band size. In Australia, the band size goes by actual 'sizes' like 8,10,12 etc. but in the US and in Malaysia and some other places, the band size goes by inches around the breast, like 32,34,36,38 etc. And then the cup size is the cup size. It goes from AA,A,B,C,D,DD,E,...
Shane: That's increasing in size, right?
TV: Yep
Shane: If DD is bigger than D, then why AA is smaller than A? shouldnt it be bigger?
TV: Oo...I..don't know.
TV: There's cup size and band size. In Australia, the band size goes by actual 'sizes' like 8,10,12 etc. but in the US and in Malaysia and some other places, the band size goes by inches around the breast, like 32,34,36,38 etc. And then the cup size is the cup size. It goes from AA,A,B,C,D,DD,E,...
Shane: That's increasing in size, right?
TV: Yep
Shane: If DD is bigger than D, then why AA is smaller than A? shouldnt it be bigger?
TV: Oo...I..don't know.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Mein Teil
I LIKE SHANE.
But here's the thing: I like my peace of mind just a tad more.
Why such outlandish statements?
There's this weird German metal band called Rammstein. They are quite the famous. And like, weird. They are like KISS and MARILYN MANSON had a baby.
Aaaaanyway, they have this song called Mein Teil which is quite famous. It's a good, catchy song. I am sure most of you will be able to recognise it if you heard it. It's a really catchy song. It's all in German,, so I obviously had no idea what they are on about. But I know the words a little bit here and there, so I sing along.
Shane apparently found this to be unsatisfactory, so he felt like it was a must to educate me about the details of the song.
Shane: You know what mein teil means?
TV: My.....house?
Shane: My thing.
TV: Thing? (dirty mind kicks in) *look shady and press fingers togther* What KIND of thing?
Shane: Yeah, that. Penis.
TV: Penis? Why would they be singing about thei penis? Is it so worthy of a song?
Shane: No...they are singing about this incident where *story*
TV: NO! Is that a true story?
Shane: True story! Wikipedia it!
They story behind the song is VERY DISTURBING. Even for me. Someone who thinks what Ed Gein did was stomachable. (If you dont know what Ed Gein did, why are you friends with me again?)
BUT since I am TV and I need professional help** and I am TV, and it's my blog and I have obviously stirred your curiosity and just because I can--- I will tell you guys what the story is.
It's like this. One day this dude called Meiwes got bored or what I donno la. So he placed an ad online to look for a willing victim to be killed and consumed(eaten). And he found one. Some dude called Brandes. So when the day of their date arrives, Meiwes goes and picks Brandes up from the train station near his town Rohtenburg, and drives him to his house and gives him a tour of his house including the slaughter room and stuff.
So these men get down to business afterwards. Brandes wanted Meiwes to bite his penis off. But Meiwes failed, however, he did rupture both Brandes' testicles in the process. Giving up, Meiwes atkes a knife and chops B's penis off. and B here, good old chap he was, tries to eat his own penis RAW. But failed because it was so chunky and chewy or something. You know like Uncle Toby's muesli bar, chunky /chewy.lol. He gives up. By this time B is bleeding heavily, prolly almost unconscious. M being the good ol' host he is, sautees the penis with salt, pepper and garlic or something. Sadly he maybe wasnt too good a cook, so he burnt it. and then fed the remains of B's penis to his dogs.
All this is being watched by B. After the ice-breaking ceremony, W takes B to a room where he lets B bleed to death while he reads a Star Trek book. B is tougher than that right. I mean come on la. If you willing get your penis cut off and try to consume it, you prolly won't die too fast. B never die lo. So W takes a knife, shitloads of booze,sleeping pills, painkillers and what not and feeds then to B before plunging the knife onto B's throat, killing him.
After that, he hangs him on a meat hook and and tears his flesh off and freezes it and continues to eat it over the period of the next 10 months. He even tries to turn B's bones into flour. Rest of the story pergi baca sendiri lah.
Oh, btw they video taped the whole thing. from the minute they met, trying to bite penis off, frying the penis, and the killing and everything. it goes for like 2 hrs or something.
I know what you are thinking: where can i get this tape?!lol.(It's not made public.)
BUT! One good thing abut our friend W here is when he placed the ad for a victim, one of the respondents, an Italian wanted his testicles to be burnt with a flame thrower before being crucified with being whipped stimulatenously. W found that weird and thus, declined the willing Italian.
Shane should have known feeding a retard like me with such information will only bother my brain for like a year or something. Now i can't listen to that song without thinking about them trying to eat Brandes' penis. and I can't study!!
Oh in case you are wondering. The whole thing is quite recent. Like early 2000's only.
**quote mom and dad
But here's the thing: I like my peace of mind just a tad more.
Why such outlandish statements?
There's this weird German metal band called Rammstein. They are quite the famous. And like, weird. They are like KISS and MARILYN MANSON had a baby.
Aaaaanyway, they have this song called Mein Teil which is quite famous. It's a good, catchy song. I am sure most of you will be able to recognise it if you heard it. It's a really catchy song. It's all in German,, so I obviously had no idea what they are on about. But I know the words a little bit here and there, so I sing along.
Shane apparently found this to be unsatisfactory, so he felt like it was a must to educate me about the details of the song.
Shane: You know what mein teil means?
TV: My.....house?
Shane: My thing.
TV: Thing? (dirty mind kicks in) *look shady and press fingers togther* What KIND of thing?
Shane: Yeah, that. Penis.
TV: Penis? Why would they be singing about thei penis? Is it so worthy of a song?
Shane: No...they are singing about this incident where *story*
TV: NO! Is that a true story?
Shane: True story! Wikipedia it!
They story behind the song is VERY DISTURBING. Even for me. Someone who thinks what Ed Gein did was stomachable. (If you dont know what Ed Gein did, why are you friends with me again?)
BUT since I am TV and I need professional help** and I am TV, and it's my blog and I have obviously stirred your curiosity and just because I can--- I will tell you guys what the story is.
It's like this. One day this dude called Meiwes got bored or what I donno la. So he placed an ad online to look for a willing victim to be killed and consumed(eaten). And he found one. Some dude called Brandes. So when the day of their date arrives, Meiwes goes and picks Brandes up from the train station near his town Rohtenburg, and drives him to his house and gives him a tour of his house including the slaughter room and stuff.
So these men get down to business afterwards. Brandes wanted Meiwes to bite his penis off. But Meiwes failed, however, he did rupture both Brandes' testicles in the process. Giving up, Meiwes atkes a knife and chops B's penis off. and B here, good old chap he was, tries to eat his own penis RAW. But failed because it was so chunky and chewy or something. You know like Uncle Toby's muesli bar, chunky /chewy.lol. He gives up. By this time B is bleeding heavily, prolly almost unconscious. M being the good ol' host he is, sautees the penis with salt, pepper and garlic or something. Sadly he maybe wasnt too good a cook, so he burnt it. and then fed the remains of B's penis to his dogs.
All this is being watched by B. After the ice-breaking ceremony, W takes B to a room where he lets B bleed to death while he reads a Star Trek book. B is tougher than that right. I mean come on la. If you willing get your penis cut off and try to consume it, you prolly won't die too fast. B never die lo. So W takes a knife, shitloads of booze,sleeping pills, painkillers and what not and feeds then to B before plunging the knife onto B's throat, killing him.
After that, he hangs him on a meat hook and and tears his flesh off and freezes it and continues to eat it over the period of the next 10 months. He even tries to turn B's bones into flour. Rest of the story pergi baca sendiri lah.
Oh, btw they video taped the whole thing. from the minute they met, trying to bite penis off, frying the penis, and the killing and everything. it goes for like 2 hrs or something.
I know what you are thinking: where can i get this tape?!lol.(It's not made public.)
BUT! One good thing abut our friend W here is when he placed the ad for a victim, one of the respondents, an Italian wanted his testicles to be burnt with a flame thrower before being crucified with being whipped stimulatenously. W found that weird and thus, declined the willing Italian.
Shane should have known feeding a retard like me with such information will only bother my brain for like a year or something. Now i can't listen to that song without thinking about them trying to eat Brandes' penis. and I can't study!!
Oh in case you are wondering. The whole thing is quite recent. Like early 2000's only.
**quote mom and dad
Monday, May 25, 2009
Ok, so there's this guy who works in Whitley Kitchen who looks like a dead ringer for Prince William.
He serves us food.
Every time he presents me with food, I will be all like...Oh! His highness just gave me food. I am tres blessed.
I think you should all go Facebook stalk him (since his profile is not private. what a (William-looking) rookie)
His name is Rat Ear Ugg By Egg Nice (space) Vet Ant Nose (space) Bike Egg Milk Majority Easter Lizard.
Take the first letters of all those words up there. I didn't want to write his name cos in case it comes up when he Googles his name and then he will like know I BLOG about him and stuff. Which is low. and evidence of how big a loser I am, and How I really NEED a LIFE. And I don't want his highness to have those impressions of me.lol.
Meanwhile, pardon my French. I have been cramming for this 15% French test I have tomorrow that I am starting to have trouble thinking in any other language(obvious lie there). Which is quite a bit of a problem, seeing as how I only know the present tense and my vocabulary is tres tres limited.
Talking about which, I am wondering why I am still awake when the bloody test is at 9bloody am tomorrow.
He serves us food.
Every time he presents me with food, I will be all like...Oh! His highness just gave me food. I am tres blessed.
I think you should all go Facebook stalk him (since his profile is not private. what a (William-looking) rookie)
His name is Rat Ear Ugg By Egg Nice (space) Vet Ant Nose (space) Bike Egg Milk Majority Easter Lizard.
Take the first letters of all those words up there. I didn't want to write his name cos in case it comes up when he Googles his name and then he will like know I BLOG about him and stuff. Which is low. and evidence of how big a loser I am, and How I really NEED a LIFE. And I don't want his highness to have those impressions of me.lol.
Meanwhile, pardon my French. I have been cramming for this 15% French test I have tomorrow that I am starting to have trouble thinking in any other language(obvious lie there). Which is quite a bit of a problem, seeing as how I only know the present tense and my vocabulary is tres tres limited.
Talking about which, I am wondering why I am still awake when the bloody test is at 9bloody am tomorrow.
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