30 Signs you are from MRSM:
1. 1.You have panic attacks when you hear the words spot check, row call, lights off and warden!
2. 2.You know at least 5 people by the name of amir, ameer and its varieties
3. 3.You think that being able to dictate the periodic table of elements is innate within all homo sapiens
4. 4.You know at least 1 person who never got less than 100% for additional mathematics
5. 5.When you have 4 essays to write an 10 pages of maths to do, and your friends call it a lot of homework, you scoff it off
6. 6. No one knows the definition of “last minute” like you do
7. 7. Hand phones are a conditioned stimuli that evoke the condition response of FEAR in you
8. 8. When you come home for holidays, your Mom complains the house stinks
9. 9.You can barely identify 1 out of 10 songs being played in the radio
10. 10.You feel like you can connect to the starving children in Darfur
11. 11.Doesn’t matter what religion you are, you are able to sing the Asma ul-Husna, recite ‘doa’s and quote the Qoran with amazing precision, and you would get an A1 if you sat for the agama paper
12. 12.The Celcom customer service operators know you by first name, and can probably name all your room mates’ dads too
13. 13.You feel like you were the reason the hand phone lines don’t have free customer care line anymore; and you know you are right
14. 14.Instant noodles. Period.
15. 15.You can wake up, shower, iron your uniform and get from bed to classroom in 5 minutes flat.
16. 16.You know the meaning to words like capub, bajet, glaba, lampi, sempoi and main layang-layang
17. 17.You are a certified genius in creating nicknames…how else you gonna trash your teachers/friends?
18. 18.80% chances are you know someone who sleeps through ALL the classes, 5% chances are you ARE that person
19. 19.When people call your best friends, “your friend” you get insanely angry, because they are more than just friends to you…
2020. You are able to tell what colour undergarments anyone in the school is planning to wear this week just by looking at the laundry line
21. 21.No matter how big you are, you can fit yourself into the locker/ under the bed when it comes time to CLEAR BLOCK!
22. 22.Your daily diet consists of: plasticine like rice, fish harder than rock and vegetable you swear is contaminated by radioactive waste, and that Flaming Hot Peri-Peri? That’s kids’ stuff compared to the sambal you are served.
23. 23.You are always sleep deprived
24. 24.You have friends who respond to names like Pink, Fish, TV, Siput, Bajeng, Big Foot, Tengkorak, Bangkai, Kucai, Gabok, Mat Sex, Mat Dadah, Helmet, Chicken, Tank, Skin
25. 25.You are unaware of this, but you actually know all the words to that new Malay song
26. 26.Everyone in your school has their coffee the exact same way- instant
27. 27.You have absolutely no problem having lunch with 10 cats roaming around your feet and plate
28. 28.Worse still, even the cats refuse to eat the food you eat. No kidding
29. 29.Your idea of a wild night is having no homework to do, and your Sunday afternoon well spent is spent sleeping
3030. You cry an average of 1 time a week, complaining about the stupid MRSM, and when you finally get out, you cry an average of 7 times a week, wanting to go back to the stupid MRSM…
1. 1.. You know Ms Susan’s ideal job
2. 2. You never do your Maths homework unless Mr Munin threatens to minus your marks
3. 3.You know Ms Shoba’s entire family
4. 4.Ms Cheryl always gives you snackies and you know Ms Azreena’s favourite label
5. 5.You know the word for penis in at least 4 different languages
6. 6.You are always online when there is an assignment due next day
7. 7.You have a way of saying “Yalah”
8. 8.You can sing along to Bob Marley’s Buffalo Soldier
9. 9.You laugh when you hear the word ‘entities’ being used in a proper sentence
10. 10.You actually attend LAN classes
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