Reasons to hate dentists

1. They always smile at you and have a weird, slow paced way of saying your name and talking to you. All the knowing that you are in some excruciating state of pain/fear.

2. The make you lie down on a seat that they have control over, and put that bloody light right in front of your face.

3. They wear gloves that taste funny in your mouth

4. The gloves smell 'too clean' and makes you sick/scared to the point of puking/crying.

5. They inject stuff that makes you r mouth go numb for a few HOURS. and if u try to eat in this duration of hours, your are very likely to spill everything all over yourself.

6. If u check a hot guy out in the duration of these hours, you are VERY likely to unconciously drool.

7. you will definitely drool in these hours no matter what you do, making people think u r way disgusting

8. They like to describe their method of torture before they torture you. They gain some kidn of sadistic pleasure from letting you know "now, i am going to drill your teeth, tear your gums and cut your inner cheeks with this scary looking thing"

9. They have scary sounding equipments

10. they make you salivate, for all the wrong reasons. Plus, they lie to you when they say the numbness will wear off in 2-3 hours. it stays fro much longer!


See, in a sense, doctors are way better than dentists cos they knock you out, do stuff to you, and when u wake up, u r all better.

cos i really don care what u r doin in my mouth...just fix my bloody teeth and spare me the gory details!


(written in fury, because madblogger almighty is still numb from her 12.15pm dental appointment and is now uncontrollably drooling on her work table)